AZ BS Thread 4²0

You know what man that's way too nice of you. Guys usually get hosed when it comes to a divorce. If you're going to break it off take what you can and stand up for yourself. Don't let her off easy because she's the crazy one that's making this shit happen.

 

Ah got ya. I always hear about these huge divorces and can't understand allot of it cause I'm not worth that much. We have a good amount of equity already in the house. But that's about it. I have a bunch of toys. But that's about it. Nothing to crazy ecpensive

 

I'm not letting her off easy, I'm making her take all the junk that I don't want. I didn't pick out any of the furniture, so I don't want it. I'll sell the house for enough to pay off all the debt and walk away with plenty of cash.

 

Well then party on Wayne!

 

$100,000 in 8 years . Average sexual encounter 1 a week . 52x8=416 .416÷100,000=$240 .
If you had more sex than once a week that price goes down . Less sex it goes up .
So from now on you can get a $200 to $300 hooker once a week and be in the same boat .

 

I guess I should also say I'm not looking to get divorced. I love my wife! We are happy. Sex is great! All in all we are great. I just have questions cause this is my first marriage and I never wanted to be married so just never looked into how this all works and I feel locked up sometimes. I never liked having to check in or just not be able to do something at the drop of hat without having to think about someone else. I can do what I want but i forget to call sometimes. Which isn't a big deal but she worries

 

Well the fact that you are thinking the way you are shows that you give a shit . You will be fine and besides who could walk away from that sexy beard .

 

Smart man

 

Yeah I do care. We just have our moments.

And thanks man. I needed a compliment

 

Glad to give it. I have been at it for 26 years . In the beginning she was jealous. She acuseac me of chasing tail when I would go cat fishing on the Colotado river . You have to visualize me camouflage pants white T-shirt with chicken liver blood and smell like catfish. Also 6 7 to 10 lb cats in the cooler when I got home . After she got done accusing me I looked at her and told her if I can pick up women and bring home all these catfish in one night I'm definitely in the wrong business I need to become a professional fisherman or gigolo. Neither carrer worked out though .lol. It wasn't easy but If it was easy every body would do it .

 

yep it gets to be funny the conclusions they come up with in their minds. I have had to wait for her to finish her accusations then say. "Ok let me get this straight...blah blah blah blah.." so she could hear what she was saying out loud and she would usually see how crazy she sounded. But when girls get to talking to each other they get some crazy thoughts and rationale to back up their half baked theories . If it ever does happen. I'm marrying a dude next. He won't complain about me buying more tools. Spending more time in the garage. Buying projects. Sleeping around. 2 master bedrooms. We can pick up girls together saying "well maybe your vagina is the one that turns me straight" plus no chick can get me to marry them cause I'm already married. Win win

 

Thank you!

 

dude if it wasn't for the sweet honey pot that they have there would be a bounty on their heads you'd have two guys living in a four-bedroom house with all the f****** mods you can imagine eating Top Ramen and figure it out how the hell they're going to pay the rent

 

Should have sold her your wagon... opportunity missed.

 

Can this bitch flex or can this bitch flex .

 

Officially out of control. Just had two bacon egg and cheese bagles from DD. They went down like two tick tacks and I am not going to tell the wife because I want blue berry muffins that I am bringing home.

 

Troof

 

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