Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Forget the mechanical limitations to CPR that his "enhancements" will generate, after one look at that guy most people would probably forget that they even knew CPR and hope for someone else to step up.

 

If he ever needs CPR, he's about 90% screwed with- or without the portholes http://cpr.heart.org/AHAECC/CPRAndECC/General/UCM_477263_Cardiac-Arrest-Statistics.jsp

 

He's also never going snorkeling, scuba diving so he might not ever have to worry about having too much fun to the point where CPR is required

 

That should be in the cheap and free mod thread. Lol

 

No mudflaps in Australia is an easy way to earn a citation and if they like, an unroadworthy slip which equals a tow and considerable fine and associated fees. All sorts of headacratchers rolling around with interesting solutions to replacing the lost flaps.

 

Don't they call these "thongs" in Australia?

 

Something tells me he'll have no issues getting his cardiac arrest from some sort of drug or chemical ingestion.

 

Thongs or slippahs

 

Drugs may have been involved....
http://m.wlox.com/wlox/db_330810/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=NV2lXJeE

Edit; maybe this link will work...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sunherald.relaymedia.com/amp/news/local/crime/article208281499.html

 

404 error not found link doesn't work

 

Edited, thanks

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sunherald.relaymedia.com/amp/news/local/crime/article208281499.html

 

Nope

 

God bless it,

had to switch to another source, apparently WLOX doesn’t like sharing links.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sunherald.relaymedia.com/amp/news/local/crime/article208281499.html

 

That doesn't work either

 

yeah what happens when the fool is in his 60's and old and saggy...gonna have to get stitched up like a woman after giving birth

 

He''ll probably be a hoot to watch trying to eat spaghetti at Olive Garden though