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Please don't send that my way

 

Like laying butt nekk'd on the hot asphalt while a rabid pit bull gnaws off your left testicle

 

WTF

 

For the most part it's not too bad, as long as I've had my monster in the morning Always get those creepy guys though ... one told me I had pretty eyes, I said you should see the ones I have in the jar at home

 

Verbatim ... "air-go-round tube" on a 98 "cama-ri"

 

Oh it's headed right for you.

 

I used to work behind the parts counter for several years in various places including a few motorcycle shops. Had one woman come in and ask for parts for a "red Honda". That was all she knew about the model.

 

Are we talkin about dumb retail shoppers from past working experience?

 

Selling parts specifically. But feel free to expand!

 

I worked at krogers for almost a year and then at lowes for 5 years so ive seen some stuff

 

Had a girl come in to gas station asking for blinker fluid. I look out and see two guys laughing in a car. Poor girl. Lol

 

I had a older lady a while back we went out to that had broke her hip. We get her in the back of the ambulance and she looks terrified.

Kinda went like this.

Me: You ok?

Her: I'm just scared, this is my first time in a ambulance.

Me: Relax it's ok. Besides I'm just as scared as you are.

Her: Why is that?

Me: This is my first time in an ambulance too. Now we need to start a IV or something.

Her: Are you serious???

Me: Yeah.

Me: No, I'm kidding. I've been doing this for 23 years.

 

It's okay Murph ... you don't have to share

 

How about Toyota Honda Accord?

 

Only you ...

Probably made her feel better however .. or you got slapped

 

Lowes had a plethora of meth heads as "customers" because we sold everything you need including gas cans apparently, and also those who weren't ingenuitive enough to make it would steal stuff and return it for gidt cards they would sell so they could buy meth.
You can return stuff without a receipt as long as you have a valid i.d. but after like a dozen times the system kicked you out and wouldnt let a return process under that id number. Once a woman came in with a younger girl (17 or so) both clearly on meth for some time, and i assume the older of the two had been kicked out of the system because the youger girl gave me her id. The two were talking about clothes and one of then said something about borrowing the other's jeans sometimes and asked what size they were. She replied "0" and the girl who asked said "never mind they would fall off of me cuz in a "00"

At that time i had no idea those were real sizes, and they still may not be because my info is coming from to meth heads