Colorado B.S. Thread

That warehouse is tiny...

 

Your drama lama is showing.

We were visiting family down there a couple of years ago and went to the state fair. Wasn't bad at all. And yes, I partook in everything deep fried.

Although we went in the daylight.......

 

I invite you to return and stay after dark, bet you change your mind

 

"freaks come out at night"

 

I'm out at night. Just sayin.

 

Don't mind the hand prints... It was tough enough wresting it one by myself, helper was unavailable.

 

I just find it comical when folks come to dallas and are like “yay this is so nice!” Or people who live here are like “I love living in dallas!” But they have never ventured south of the trinity where it all gets fun. I’ve been shot at, attempted robbery, assaulted, attempted stabbing etc all while at work.

If you really want some fun, watch “The First 48” when they do the Dallas Episodes and come to dallas, I’ll take ya in the neighborhoods where these events happen, which are close to fair park

 

You know that sheeple don't accept reality very well. If Fox news didn't show it it didn't happen.

 

Touche’

 

Nice job dude. I’m jelly belly that ain’t my shower

 

Obviously first responders see more stuff than the average folk. People should have to do ride alongs for a little dose outside their bubble.

Although having ride alongs was usually a headache so scratch that.

 

Oh I love seeing the look on a ride alongs face when we roll up on a shooting scene and there is a giant crowd screaming and being all crazy. Then when you get out they get even more crazy, and never mind if you pronounce code 4 on scene, then it gets real rowdy.

 

I’ll make ya one when you move here

 

One of my last fun ones was being alone in a big cemetery in the middle of a calm night looking for a depressed guy with a gun who wants to shoot first responders or anyone else he sees.

 

Makes for a fun game of hide n seek

 

Deal

 

Have to stop the 10K people a month from moving here first.

 

If you're not set on the Bigfoot check this place out, I've sent some inquireies in and they disount the RV's over 50% on some. They don't carry BF though and you'd have to pick up in Des Moine.

https://www.rvdirect.com/index.php

 

So news here other day said we have on average 400 people a day moving to DFW metroplex which is about 12k a month. Fuck.