AZ BS Thread 4²0

You guys are all sick.

I prefer a 92 year old rich widow who wants to get married asap.

























After she dies THEN I will take 4 of those 18 year old hooker's you're all talking about.

 

You like your windows clean or dirty?

 

Is this window old enough to do it for you:

 

I think you misunderstood, I am in no way entitled! I don't mind the inconvenience and I would never send nasty emails to my kids teachers. I support them completely. Teachers deserve so so so much more than what they get and even what they are asking for. But if the days need to be made up in the middle of summer that becomes a problem not only for me but for the teachers also. I don't think the teachers are responsible and also don't think they should be made to work in the middle of summer. I'm sorry your wife has shitty parents but please don't confuse me as one of them...
(not her parents, her students parents)


(punctuation only used because this is an important topic)

 

A couple of days of inconvenience vs. years of inadequate pay is apples/oranges. Also, they don't list the ingredients on that shit protein bar of a contract. Just contract hours and salary. Then once you sign it, they start adding on responsibility/students at will, knowing you can't leave mid year to find a new position. That is why 900 teachers left AZ in 2018 already for other states, once they start working, they realize what a shit sammich it is. Once again, I have firsthand experience as a parent AND an educators Husband, I live both sides and anyone who thinks this is a ploy or some bullshit can kindly fuck off. I mean that in the nicest way possible.

 

Autocorrect.

Plus there's all sorts of issues with typing in Google Chrome on my phone lately. Everything I try to hit for Corrections fails and types weird shit out.

 

/androidproblems

 

My phone does that on TW for some reason, hate it.

 

Oh, we're just going to hit every fucking landmine today aren't we?

 

It's a known issue. But for some reason Google clothes that saying it was fixed and it's definitely not fixed. If you use voice input it works okay

 

Might as well. Gotta occupy our time somehow until @PangTRD comes back in here to brag about how he can drink 10 beers and thus can outdrink us all since he’s a highly experienced professional drinker at the ripe age of 22

 

What I posted on another website:

 

Sorry guys, this Red for Ed thing has me very fucking irritated. My Wife is an amazing woman, it pains me to see her so defeated and torn. She loves her kids so much, they love her. She was giddy when she learned that they wouldn't sick out before they could finish Galileo testing and her students could complete all of their testing (Galileo and AZMerit) they worked so hard on. Does that sound like a selfish monster looking for money? This whole thing is a shit sammich for the ground troops.

 

22.5 theres a big difference in that .5

 

Your wife and all teachers are amazing! They have to deal with so much! I am so thankful for the amazing teachers we have here, they are molding our future for fucks sake! Please tell your wife thank you from me! I hope they get what they are looking for!

 

Yah, that’s 6 more months of parking other peoples cars.

 

6 more months of drinking 10 piss colored, watery beers on Saturday nights.

 

I got myself a variety pack while I was grocery shopping:

 

Mmmmmm the orange blossom is my fave