Driving pet peeves

I was steaming this only happened an hour ago. These are new tail lights guess what happened to the last set same shit.

 

Everything that wastes my time. All jerkoffery - sleeping at lights, cell fon zombies, lost ass MF's without a GPS, fuckers needing to be walking or riding a bike instead...........and all the other head up ass lame inconsiderate BS that everyone else has mentioned.

 

I hate to see this, Same thing happened to my Daughter at the mall several years ago.

 

The Spineless Fucktard that did this needs to have his feet cut off and be made to jump up and down until he is empty!.....to harsh.......NO.

 

Shit like that....Is why Fucktards shouldn’t be allowed to breed and l get to determine who the Fucktards are.

 

A Prius in the fast lane, - it's just wrong.

 

I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one who gets SHIT for MPG it’s 13 to 14 for me.

 

Who says it's just the tourists...

Thanks to phartsmones, I mean smart phones, most people can't drive!

 

I've seen a Prius doing 90-100 MPH before, on a TV show called SPEEDERS (got pulled over)...

It's definitely possible!

 

EXACTLY!

 

LMAO really?

 

I got 25+ MPG on the highway recently!

For those of who don't know, I have a 2010 RC 5-lug auto with about 82K on the clock and no engine/performance mods...

 

How big is the tank?

 

Today, I was driving back to work after running an errand. Traffic had a green light, and this twatwaffle in front of me decided to abruptly hit their brakes and stop in the middle of intersection to let pedestrians cross! Yes, there was a crosswalk, but the pedestrians had a red light and we had a green!

 

And this happened yesterday...

I was on a narrow 2-lane road and my goal was to make a left turn. There was a gray Hyundai Tucson in front of me, brake lights on, just sitting there...

They did not have their signal on and they were blocking the road, so I assumed they were lost or something and like so many other clueless motorists had stopped in the middle of the road to check their directions...

I beeped my horn and the woman driving the Hyundai screamed something unintelligible at me and called me an asshole. I say again that her blinker was not on. All of a sudden, her left blinker comes on and she hastily makes a left down the same side street I was trying to go down.

I was dreading what would happen if she turned into the parking lot at my work, but luckily she turned into the residents-only parking lot of a condo building. It doesn't end there though...

As I got out of my truck with the groceries, I noticed that the Hyundai was now in the parking lot at my work and heading in my direction. The middle-aged woman driver and her elderly female passenger were looking at me.

Thinking fast, I got back in my truck and started the engine so the dashcams would turn on.

My plan was to calmly tell them the following...

"I'm sorry I beeped at you but you were blocking the road and your turn signal wasn't on. I have two dashcams in my truck which are recording right now, and my friend who owns this bar and happens to be a very good attorney is standing right over there. Start any road rage with me and it will not end well for you."

I don't know if she was coming to confront me and thought better of it, or if she was a lost out-of-towner who was looking for a place to park, but she abruptly turned around and left the parking lot...

 

Mine is 20 or 21...

 

Worst for me in the "I'm just gonna match your speed and sit on your rear corner panel" maneuver.

Also, the "Seattle Swerve"...veer into the exit lane from 2 or 3 lanes over cuz you suck at planning even remotely ahead...

 

Here's something else that happened today...

A guy driving one of those Isuzu NPR cabovers didn't bother to check his side view mirror before getting into my lane at a 4-way intersection. He was in the far right lane which is right turn only, and I was in the middle lane which is straight only. His left blinker came on and he blindly started to get over...

I laid on my horn slammed on the brakes, and he stopped with a good section of his truck's front end in my lane. I drove around him.

The moral of the story is that a turn signal does not grant automatic right of way!

 

Agreed. But we get a ton here in Central Florida!

 

We get all the Florida and Texas tourists here. Always fun to watch sea level folks just bonk out up at the ski resorts or Bryce Canyon (8000 ft+).