Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

My wife likes durian but I refuse to allow it in the house. She occasionally will bring home a jack fruit that doesn't smell that much better and they are so big they take her weeks to eat and stink up the whole refrigerator.

Not my wife, just a picture to show the size.

 

She has those size qualities as well?

 

Elbows too pointy and hair's too long.

 

That's some jack fruit alright

 

A local radio station here did an on-air segment with both Durian and Surströmming a few months back. It was hilarious to hear their reaction (granted it is radio). If only there was Smell-o-vision...

Durian Fruit


Surströmming

 

Ugh...good luck to you, sir!

 

The trick is to hold your nose. Honestly. It tastes different if you try it with you nose closed than it does if you smell it first. The texture is like a fiber filled snot.
Not sure id be brave enough to try surstromming.

 

Never noticed those things

 

I look for utility value, boobs are just large sacks of fat

 

Pretty useful if yer cereal’s dry

 

But if their back hurts they can't carry in groceries, beer etc

 

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/fire-rips-through-wesley-chapel-home/739900487

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/989964786946510849

 

Well we know it wasnt from the turn signals being left on....

 

Smelly, fiber filled snot.

 

Durian is really delicious if you can just not smell while eating it. Last year My wife’s aunt had a Durian cake for her birthday. Stunk the whole house up, but mmm mmm, delicious.

 

Yeah, no. If it smells bad, I ain't eatin' it! Period.

 

I’m totally with you on that!!

 

Yeah I am sure that coffee that a sloth shits out is fantastic too, but I ain't trying it.