Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Dude, I just poke fun. It’s okay. We can all get along. Apparently I hit a nerve. That wasn’t my intention. I pick on @Bentrodder by calling him a fur ball, but in reality I haven’t had the opportunities that @T4RFTMFW had to stroke his lovely back hair. From here on out, I won’t tickle that tightly wound grammar nerve. When we meet I’ll have some scot h with your name on it. Seriously, I’ll fill one of my spare flasks with a tasty treat and label it with your screen name.

 

Be cool honey bunny! Now reach in that bag and gimme the wallet that says "bad motha fucka" on it!

 

im calm. Im about to go play with my wife in the bedroom. I have someone else to make wet.
As those that do know me, im not an agree person.I do love to Talk shit. My skin is thick as I grew up with a pretty fucked childhood.

 

Piss off rodent wrangler!

 

You know, if we shaved that back of yours and put all that hair through a loom; I’m sure we could get enough material to make you a nice, comfy sweater to wear in the summer.

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/c...sband-a-coat-and-hat-out-of-her-own-hair.html

 

make it bourbon, and maybe we can be Friends. My pasture that married me liked scotch, that shit taste like gasoline. He said it was good stuff.
I just dont get the Grammar thing. It seems as if everyone on here is a English major. But they use tons of made up acronyms. I have said this many times Im not that smart. Im a highschool drop out, construction working, hard ass. I work with my hands and when typing on my phone with 1 thump or chicken pecking on the keyboard i really can give 2 shits. You will never break me "MOTHERFUCKER"
You do know it took me like 5 mins to type this shit.
now the wife is passed out,Fuck

 

Time to wax the weasel, Shakespeare.

 

You sir can GFY

 

Anyone know where this is? First person to guess right gets a prize!

 

Maui?

 

Not sure, but motha fuckas need to learn how to park.

 

Dumbarton Bridge...

 

Dumbarton Bridge Park-like-a-fucktard Lot?

 

I’ve got bourbon for ya. Next time I’m up in Sac’ertamorrow, we’ll have a drink.

 

Yes Ka ‘anapali

 

You got it!

 

Maybe later, I’m to busy drinking local beer here in paradise

 

Nice. We've stayed up at Napili Kai several times. Dad took us there when we were really young, then my sister and I took him and mom back for their 50th. I remember when the pineapple and sugarcane were still farmed there.