Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Jesus. Y'all are still having to deal with that?

 

Diesel is too expensive, you can't afford the fuel and your Dos-Ickies.

 

Lol yes! We wouldn't be if they had gotten a lawyer the first time she sued. Instead they just gave her what she wanted. Now her lawyer thinks we are a bunch of punks that don't know the law.

This time she is suing for all the stuff she came and got x3? Lol cause the race car wasn't running like she thought it was. The excursion wasn't running like she thought. Just need to replace batteries. Just because she can't sell it and make money. She doesn't want to put money Into it. Our lawyer says she has no case. It's all bark. In that case, I'll bite and sue for the excursion! Lol

 

Eh, at buccees diesel is only 15 cents more thAn gas lol

 

no balls

hes getting a sex change finally

I thought you were gonna do this all your life?

#sniperlifeagain #redbullsilencer

fuck no

 

Only today, since gas is going up again.

 

Why not?

We should.

 

I like the short bus. That thing moves when he had the programmer in it.

 

Fond memories?

 

Plus! I need a people carrier. Both my cars are two seaters and my tacoma might fit 4 people. But usually 3 fits

 

yes? But this time I get to be the bus driver!!

 

I can pick you up for uber!

 

I traded the purple dodge for the corvette. Then the dodge got stolen. I picked up the dually for my buddy that got his truck stolen lol.. I don't have a big truck

 

I do have a scooter I can try that on

 

Just killed two mustang's in the z!
First one was some ragged out 2005? We had our windows down. The chick in the passenger seat was flirting with me.. she kept doing her hair flick and smiling.
Guess she knew my car look better than the car she was in

 

The second mustang was a 2015? Must have been v6! Older couple. The lady looked confused when their car kept lunging forward. I was confused too. Cause I never pasted him nor has he ever see. My car. But he lines up again and I walked him! Oh what a night. Stock all motor z!!

Speaking of... we got the vette started today. Everything seems normal. Just need a tune now. if those mustang's got beat by my z. This vette can play all night

 

Careful with that talk, you may get a visit from the mod-squad. Think they frown on that in here.

 

If a non turbo Z beats anything, the other car either wasn't racing or is slow as fuck.

Sincerely,
A Z lover

 

no where on the did I say streets.. .