What really grinds your gears?

I got a text this morning from the wank. hey sorry man I got caught up in something last night, can I pick them up today?

I'm not replying back and the items went into the trash can

 

They must not have been that hot.

#uglybroadstandards

 

On the contrary, they were quite attractive. But nothing is as big of a turnoff than being dumb. I’m by no means a genius, but I can’t stand ditzy and stupid girls.

 

What really grinds my gears is those photo overlays of dog ears, dog noses, halos and assorted other nonsense. I don't know why grown women think they're cute.

 

Intelligence is a turn on but if grammar is they'reonly down fall I can't fault them for that.

 

People who wait in line to order food for 10 minutes and not decide what to order until they get to the front of the line.

 

I had a girlfriend that was like that and got rid of her. If walk into a place i've eaten at, I know what i'm ordering

 

Your correct here !!!! It used to be people would sit and converse, debating there different points of view without anger ! Listening to each other and sometimes even finding that the other point made more sense than they’re own . But at the least understanding an alternative view point.
Now it’s yelling and name calling !

 

Because they’re happy ??? And don’t care what others think ? Cmon your in a “bar”.

 

you’re....

 

Or how about the people that suddenly speed up to get in front of you because your turn signal indicated you’re moving into their lane. God forbid it’s takes another 10 seconds to get to where they’re going.

 

Sometimes i wipe my ass and get shit on my finger. This sets my mood for the rest of the day.

Getting behind someone in the grocery store checkout, and they pull out their checkbook, and write a check out, in the year of our Lord 2018.

When my 2 year old shits her pants, 2 minutes after I take her to the bathroom.

 

What grinds my gears? Driving related?

People who stop at yield signs.
People who can't merge.
People who STOP at the end of an on-ramp and wait for a break in traffic.
People who drive with their high beams on because one low beam is out.
People who drive so close behind me I cannot see their freaking hood.

 

You are .......!

 

This is a Joke right?

 

People who smack when they chew, chew with their mouth open or just generally eat gross.

People who breath heavily in my face.

People who stop in the middle of a ski run or other unsafe spots.

When I'm hanging out with a hot chick for one of the first few times, everything is going great and then out of nowhere I've gotta take a serious shit and have no good options for relief.

People that use #'s instead of lbs

People that don’t use the search function on here before starting a new thread, when there are already 20 of the same/similar threads.

 

People who still animate a fist bump or fist bump. I miss cool secret handshakes.

 

people talking on their cellphone or bluetooth in public...

 

What grinds my gears?
-People who call SUV's trucks.
-IPA's as the only beer selection at a restaurant/bar
-The Jeep Wave

Among others. I'm an irritable man.