Northern Virginia Roll Call

Ain't this you though?

 

It’s gonna be shitty all week for allergies...

 

The first one is The Oyster House. Amazing!!! Oldest continuous operating restaurant in U.S. Its right up the street from Faniuel Hall

 

I was just there last week....stayed over in long wharf. Flew back Thursday.

 

Morning boys and girls. Just waiting on the van for another week of working outside off base. Should be a beautiful week to be outdoors.

 

You found me out....

 

Morning gents

 

All this time I've been drinking beer wrong; I didn't realize you drank it THROUGH the beer goggles.

 

Rumor has it that the blood vessels in your eyes absorb the beer faster than the blood vessels in your stomach

 

Wasn't there some hipster shit about alcohol in the ass? Kids were doing liquor enema

I know the whole vaping alcohol is a thing too.

 

I heard that kids nowadays are soaking tampons with liquor and shoving them up their bungholes to get drunk faster. They also huff their own excrement to get high and eat tide pods.

WTF is wrong with people

 

Ha, you just beat me to post that

 

I like how your post is the 50,000th post in this thread

 

Yeah butt chugs hahaha. You can thank Steve-o from jackass.

One thing they came up with on their own is the tide pod challenge. Stupid ass kids

 

I hear you...my truck is practically yellow at this point since I refuse to waste my time washing it only for it to be covered again in a few hours.

That sucks. We got a little rain out in Warrenton, but not near enough to be beneficial for anything. In a weak defense of the "weather man" (I am one), you should probably be blaming a computer model since most forecasters these days rely on them almost exclusively. Thankfully, I don't really do that job anymore; it really sucks when you get the forecast wrong, and I always hated that part of the job because of it.

 

What the actual fuck?!?

 

this also was shown on south park Iirc

 

Right. Never really watched that show...

 

Morning all and Happy Monday ,
Can anyone tell me when the next meet up is and where? I'd like to put some faces to the names on here. Also, someone mentioned wheeling however I never saw anything posted afterwards. There was mention of possible places that might be visited but that was it and I have no idea where any of these places are.
I too, hate POLLEN!
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