just ordered Bear Mace

In the last week I have had 3 different dogs come and crap in my yard

We have a chihuahua that we take out front to let him "potty" but we stay out with him and make sure he doesnt go in the neighbors yards. Why cant other people have the same courtesy? Today It was a dog from 4 houses down, it came and shit on my front porch while I was working on my truck! So I used my pooper scooper and went and dumped it in their yard.

Anyways...I just ordered some bear mace and the next time I find one of these dogs crapping in my yard or tries to come bite me while I'm in my yard they are getting F**KING BEAR MACED!

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that shit (no pun intended) is annoying. my neighbors let their dogs crap in my yard as well.. and they are big fucking dogs too. my dogs is a little 10 lb terrier... her crap disintegrates with one rain... these turds the mini horses are dropping in my yard stick around forever! i was watering the garden not too long ago and one of them came over and started taking a shit in my yard and looked right at me... so i took the hose and sprayed the hell out of this dog while it was crapping... i think it broke the turd half way through and ran off.


but the bear mace is crazy shit. i carry it with me when i am backpacking anywhere there could be bears.

 

Please explain!?!?

 

mace them fuckers. you don't shit in their yards ( i hope )

 

hmmm actually.... thats a good idea! they shit in my lawn... im droppin my drawers and letting my bare white ass hang out there and drop a nice smelly deuce on their lawn!

 

oh i do that all the time. the grass tickles if you get too low and it sucks when its cold outside cuz then your ass freezes

 

I use to carry that shit in my truck and my friend accidently shot it off in the cab playing with it almost crashed it was horrible. Just be careful when the winds blowing,

 

LOL

 

Anybody using Bear Mace for what it was intended just be aware if you have to use it break camp and move immediately afterwards, I have read on a few sites where it actually becomes a bear attractant after it has settled out for a couple hours.

 

learn something new everyday...

 

hm... interesting! thanks for the info!

 

good info but mine will be anti-dog/person spray