Colorado B.S. Thread

Co-Worker is thinking about something like this:

https://www.synlawn.com/

I think he's on to something.

If you ain't cheat'n... you ain't try'n.

 

I was an apache crewchief until my unit switched to blackhawks 2 years ago. Now were mobilizing for a deployment this year. Gonna be a crazy one flying around in a 3rd world country that hates you lol

 

That’s something my wife wants in the back yard. But I doubt I ever get to it.

 

Price it out. Stuff aint cheap...I know there's no "return on investment" in grass, but maybe figuring out how much you'd save in water bills, fertilizers/pesticides & sprinkler repairs compared to install costs...

 

I use a corn meal gluten weed and feed. It takes a couple of seasons to get your lawn weed free but the key is multiple applications throughout the season. The most important one is in the beginning/mid March to act as a pre-emergent.

If used consistently and year to year you won't have a problem.

This year is the worst I've ever seen my lawn get dandelions. I've had four pop up. So I just dig them up with a weed tool.

 

I'm hopefully starting my front yard here soon. Going to do a creeping thyme lawn with xeric plantings throughout.

 

I solved my problem by having a lawn of dandelions

 

Dandelions are actually great in the grand scheme of an ecosystem. They're the bees first food source of the spring.

 

So that's how you got the nickname "dandelion king".....

 

Never heard of this, Mosquito's need standing water to breed, that's where I have seen people eliminate them.

 

Yep, if I wanted to stay with Apache's I would have to drill in Nebraska so I switched. NG just wasn't for me though after all my regular Army time.

 

You forgot zero Mowing as well.

 

Make Lemonade "SOUP" out of your Dandelions problems




Last place I took care of this problem by talking to Golf course grounds crew to get on the ball and make them go away!

So like not having yards anymore, although 10+ Acres would be worth it to go back but only way that happens is if I win the Lottery

 

And so what begins?
Are you finally moving to an "active adult" center?

 

I am an active adult, wtf you talkin about?
You know you need a table saw, just in time for that 6 month honey to do list....

 

someone is wanting a parking spot in the garage in exchange for those sushi dinners

 

More likely the Dirty ole man who yells at people on his grass Hermitage