AZ BS Thread 4²0

Went to my friend's son's 16th birthday dinner just now. Pull up in this place is a vegan shop. what the fuck!

 

Abort, abort.

 

I feel like an asshole but there's literally nothing on this menu that I would eat. I mean I'm sure this pine cone and tree bark Delight is delicious and all but no thanks.

I just informed them that I'm here to drink soda and I'll pick up some KFC on the way home.

 

You should of been more of a dick and when the waiter came, just ask if you can go a tad bit off menu, and when he says sure, you ask for a burger and fries, and when he says they don’t have that, then ok, you will take a steak medium rare, and pass him the menu.

 

Will be a bit SHORT lived

 

Winning!

 

I'm literally watching that fucking movie right now haha

 

I will be the natives! Merica!

 

What I was thinking

 

Hahahaha I had an argument with my GF at the time waaaay back in the day when vegan things were first sort of becoming a fad.

She brought home vegan "turkey" lunch meat.

My neighbor and I were bullshitting about it later and he said the only part of it he heard was me calmly state, but not using my inside voice, "KELLY, IT IS GRAY."

And then of course I go and get lupus which means you are gluten sensitive and your arthritis will flare when you eat gluten. I power through it and take shitloads Lipase pills or whatever. You are not separating me from bread products.

 

Looks like we know who isn't the favorite child.

 

We all need to start texting this guy offering tw prices, that way even if you low ball him, it’ll be better then other offers he’s getting.

 

Self edit

 

Halloween costume for the some ONE, we call @JuansTaco