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Short-ass girlfriend sliding off leather seats...

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by GrommettAZ, May 9, 2018.

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  1. May 9, 2018 at 9:25 PM
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    PROseur

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    Makes sense

    Haven’t had a land line in 11 years
     
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  2. May 9, 2018 at 9:26 PM
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    Some stuff here and there....
    Sooooo what's the problem? Does she have a mustache?
     
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  3. May 9, 2018 at 9:27 PM
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    Mustache tickles the shaft well ...
     
  4. May 9, 2018 at 9:28 PM
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    She doesn't have a weiner does she?
     
  5. May 9, 2018 at 9:29 PM
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    Caitlyn Jenner ?!
     
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  6. May 9, 2018 at 9:31 PM
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    The old savage life was better. Waking up in the garage using a pizza box as a pillow
     
  7. May 9, 2018 at 9:31 PM
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    Technically no but figuratively yeah it’s like a ridiculously tiny one
     
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  8. May 9, 2018 at 9:33 PM
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    That's ok man. It's cool... Sounds like a keeper! Propose... right now. I'll wait here.
     
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    Engagement ring 404 not found
     
  10. May 9, 2018 at 9:35 PM
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    Miserable people want to drag others down with them :D
     
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  11. May 9, 2018 at 9:40 PM
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    Seriously, Off Road owners bragging about their locking diffs and soft as a cloud suspensions but are afraid of tearing a few stitches on their seats.
     
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  12. May 9, 2018 at 9:45 PM
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    Are you surprised ?

    Aside from Pro owners, OR owners are most seen at the Starbucks parking lot
     
  13. May 9, 2018 at 9:47 PM
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    Strap her onto a Prisnu rack and call it a day
     
  14. May 9, 2018 at 9:47 PM
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    Why bother ? It’s easier to pump and dump than to strap...
     
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    Cleans and protects at the same time.

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    ***
    1 merry her.
    2 turn gay.
     
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    Considering my orientation this is lose/lose for me. Are you her? Pretending to be a member? She knows I love things that rhyme with bacon.
     
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    Lease a Kia or Hyundai for the minimum time, if it works out between you two, then you'll likely be at a point where you're comfortable enough to say, hey, you mind using the steps to get out babe? There is no right way, good way or subtle way to express OCD...I know, I'm the same way, but luckily I bit my tongue, married her and now tell her how to do things as to not mess stuff up. For example, when I bought my Taco earlier this year, I outright said "you're never driving it based on all the crap that's happened to your past vehicles, this one is NOT a lease, and it's too big for you". She said "I don't care to drive it"...then I told here she must have her next vehicle lined up before her lease is over because she has a knack to take her time, then take my daily commuter, and I end up driving my '05 G35 6MT, in Los Angeles...I know I know how do I do it...I don't know...now that I'm older, the G35 is NOT fun to drive in LA. Especially after driving a truck, it feels unsafely low.

    Shes managed to bump, bang, curb rash or combination thereof of any vehicle shes owned, I am not shy about protecting my investment. That's why my G35 still looks like it did when it was on the factory floor, I care and I'm attentive just like you.

    Make her drive to your place, then tell her I'm out of gas, let's take your car, then if she says she doesn't have gas either, fill her up! (I mean the car, she's optional).

    Put temporary seat cover on both you and her seats until you're comfortable enough to say stop doing that. However, sliding in and out (I'm guilty of forgetting to not do that on my own side) will crack leather regardless of cover or not and weaken the bolster. Good thing they're not bucket seats!
     
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