52000 MILES OF OIL CHANGES

Yes, I totally believe you

 

Holy hell that made me laugh!!!! That's funny!!!!

 

Come over anytime in person to check the dark black oil of my leased PRO if you would like

It’s parked in Fox studios Monday-Thursday

Be happy to open the hood for you anytime for inspection

 

I’m confused. Intentionally abusing a vehicle because you know someone else will own it when you’re done so it’s not your problem? And $29.99 is a bit too much to pay? Perhaps I’m just old fashioned.

 

I don’t maintain rented or leased cars . I like my money too much and 2nd owner isn’t my problem

What will be your next suggestion, I also care about feelings of hookers?

 

OP, how many miles on those oil changes? If you didn't go the full 10k each I would use them in the lawn mower or something like that.

 

Wow, you're an inconsiderate asshole. That's such an American mentality. "I'm going to look out for myself and fuck anyone else." See it all the time around here, and it's sad.

 

I care about how Hookers feel. Nice and firm. Oh wait you meant their feelings, I guess that's different.

 

Firm, you say?

 

I was wondering the same thing.

 

Can't argue with your philosophy. I would be filled with remorse and guilt if I did that though.

 

Yea Firm, you dont like soft floppy boobs falling to the ground do you?

 

No, but I don't like firm boobs either

 

And just like trucks, this is why they come in different trim levels. Everyone likes different things.

 

In before the lock.

 

Thank you.

 

Precisely

 

Having more money in my bank account, relieves me from having any guilt in not maintaining leased/rented vehicles.

 

What mileage reimbursement are you going to have to pay if you've got 63k miles on a year old lease?