Weird/Funny News

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer’s commands.

David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department says an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.

McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment

 

1994 -- In April, the Utah Supreme Court upheld the murder conviction of Frank Powell, who in 1987 ran over Glen Candland, culminating their fight over who had the best pickup truck.

1994 -- In September, Tucson, Ariz., police arrested a 41-year-old man who a witness said appeared to be trying to coax horses from the University of Arizona Agricultural Center toward him with food, which he was holding near his exposed penis as if to invite oral sex. Police had warned the man in June against similar behavior. Also in September, in Warren, Ohio, a 31-year-old employee of the county's Sanitary Engineering Department was suspended for five days for sexually fondling a dog while on duty.

 

We have F'd up news in OH too . . .

 

WTF?

Here's another

FRESNO, Calif. — A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said today.

Antonio Vasquez, 22, of Fresno, was arrested after being found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later, Lt. Ian Burrimond said. Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime. “It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID,” Burrimond said.

Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, apparently were obtained from the victims’ kitchen. Burrimond said some money taken from the home was recovered. But the sausage used in the attack was discarded and eaten by a dog.

“That’s right, the dog ate the weapon,” he said.

 

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18-Sept-2008... Some people PM me wanting to join the fantasy Hockey league.. <~~ Hasnt happen yet.. WTF.. No one likes hockey

 

That is supposed to be Frank the Rabbit right

 

I never have quite understood the whole fantasy sport league thing. But then again, I'm not much of a sports buff. It is pretty cool going to the local hockey games though.

 

You just pick a NHL team, pick 5 players off of that team after the leagued get filled the remaing players not pre drafted are available, to add to your team. Then based on how the players perform in real life, reflects your team. Its pretty easy to do, and its fun to compete with friends to see who can build the best team.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

Funniest thing i have ever heard....Its been around for a while...But it still makes me laugh every time i hear it...

 

Thats awesome!!