The Lair

Did your light came on after lift and alignment, or just after ripping sensor wires this weekend ?

 

No.

You need a different shovel for this.

They might come in white.

 

The light was on before the wire ripping

 

this shit is internet gold

 

It’s doable. Need to be flexible but maybe a lot more work than usual.

 

I hear you are selling a fridge??

 

I might be able to quick fix this. Only a very small bit of wire got cut off. I should be able to strip some more wire and solder the shit outa her, then replace the pins in the connector. Just need to find my soldering stuff.

 

This girl likes terrible pickup lines so I'm just dropping them like bombs. She said I have find the right one for a date.

 

Trailer goals

 

Tell Sam to send noodz

 

I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smokin

 

Haha these are awesome

 

As you can imagine it gets worse from there

 

well did she choose one yet??

 

X2

 

Not yet. Gotta get really cheesy.

 

is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants

 

anything from night at the roxberry should win sam over.

 

If this were in person that would probably work.

 

Yeah yeah you guys get burritos and I don't...I get it....