The Lair

You can get a washing machine drum for cheap and use it as a fire ring

Now back that thang in the backyard hahaha

wait a bit and get the one with 4 settings like @EatSleepTacos said, I have the Mastercraft 4 setting 85amp I think and it works great!

 

We’re having a party in my pants and want you to come.

 

2014 with 2500 miles. My insurance is going up $8/year

 

Taking her out for drinks on Weds. The winner was "On a scale of 1 to 10 youre a 9 and I'm the 1 you need."

 

So that tinder shit really works huh?

 

Lets see if a manage to fuck it up in the next day or two. It's pretty funny though. I've had some interesting 5 minute conversations with some weird girls.

 

It doesn't work for me

 

You just gotta make them laugh with your opener. Then youre in.

 

Just keep the conversations to a min. unless you're looking for marriage material lol.

 

I don't think n e one is looking for that on tinder lol

 

I know I was being facetious lol

 

Their just looking to spread ghoneherpesiphilease

 

If i get a match

 

We gotta work on your hook.

 

u need to post 1 picture of ur self. 1 picture of u n a dog (bonus points if its ur own dog) 1 group pic of u n friends so they know ur not a loser. and fill in the rest with really corny pictures like u kissing a trophy that u "won"

 

Literally the order of my pictures.

 

Need some.

From the married guy....

You're an expert on this eh!? I think I'd wanna date you now.

My first message to this girl I've been seeing was along the lines of this. "Hey what's up, I was gonna say nice truck, but then I saw that it was a Chevy. We cant be friends now" or something along those lines. For this particular girl, it worked like a charm.

 

Thats what I'm saying man, you make em laugh and youre in there like a yeast infection.

 

@fatfurious2 you need to change what your profile says to this...

 

Sage advice.