The Lair

"No DAPA, I'm not sure why we're having a mandated session today."

 

Solid Club

 

When you drink and prime, I ended up with a $20 Yeti opener on the swingout

 

This is my most recent Amazon purchase while tipsy. Still my most favorite.

 

And CFL. "I dont want to have to walk around the truck to open a beer, too far."

 

I'm going to mount mine right next to the fridge. Seems like an appropriate place for it.

edit: Also I'm all about that good-low life son

 

On the fridge

 

In the fridge.

 

My dog has a bottle opener on his collar. Mobility is key.

 

That's genius. I'd do the same but my dog is as lazy as I am. He definitely wouldn't come when I need a beer opened.

 

I trained mine to open the bottles.

 

Mines a moron. I taught him how to sit, lay down, and not shit in the house. Thats as much as his brain can handle.

 

Lol I just saw this. The future is now.

 

https://www.reef.com/shop/mens-bott...MI0cmM2tuQ2wIVwyaGCh0BMwy8EAAYASABEgK5wvD_BwE

 

I'm not much of a sandal guy, which is why I opted for a belt with a bottle opener in the buckle. Serving me well since 2012!

 

Agreed on the foot thongs. I’d rather go barefoot. And wear a shoelace for a belt, so I end up finding random shit to pop bottles.

 

I've always just used a lighter, but since I quit smoking I never have one anymore

 

Nice!