3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Now listen, dumbass. You need to be more respectful of @DesertTaco4x4 ! After all, he's the founder of this cornucopic feast for drunken misfits.

Now go fix me a drink.

 

We are not supposed to call other members names you moron. And rear drum brakes are so fucking lame.

 

working hard today
out the flags for all to see
remember all year !

 

Unlike

 

Ahh, yes, have a great Memorial Day. I'd say "Happy", but losing people in the military is all about honoring them.

To all our friends south of the border who have served for their country, thank you!!

Now back to the beer.

 

Hey , Hey , now . I did not say I was earning any money for working hard , and I had a beer whilst doing it ! I just washed the vehicles to get the bugs off but these southern bugs stick hard , Damn bugs ! It took 2 beers to admire the cleanness !

 

is clouds and thunder
ha ! lit the grill anyway
cars are clean so HA !

Would rather have another beer if the rain comes . Finishing cooking takes a beer or 2 once moving from outside to inside .

 

Fock cowbell, no one mentioned cowbell... @2016_dbag promised a secret handshake and cheesecake!

 

Fucker @DesertTaco4x4 gets tunnel vision on drunk naked twister and forgets the secret handshake and cheesecake. Anybody else having transmission shifting problems? Tacoma sucks.

 

Fock Toyota, PoS truck

 

No shit. My seats are really uncomfortable and my head hits the roof every time get in my truck. And that crawl control. .WTF? I backed up too far to launch my kayak and the truck just went glug glug glug and died. I switched to crawl control and it didn't help at all. It's all just bullshit.

 

I did not test drive
I got a truck I don't like
I blame Toyota

 

Manual tranny
What else can I say now
Even Smitty would approve

 

No Haiku Today
Too much on my fragile mind
Oh shit I did it.

 

Have you seen? The Ti is in!

 

Started drinking beer
On to Wild Turkey next
Happy holiday

 

And now I have no money. I just got the ball rolling on buying a house.

I must live vicariously through you. Post pics whenever the sleigh drops it off.

 

My wiper blade broke
POS Toyota Sucks
Lemon Law Claim Filed

 

Good luck on the house purchase! It greatly outweighs shiny baubles.

Btw, vette the neighbours...there are assholes out there. I have 2 houses, and more assholes than I can wipe

 

Oh, and to the 'murican's cross the river...salute