Austin Area TW Chapter (all gens welcome, even T4Rs; heck, just make it a Toyota and we're good)

Don’t work to hard

 

FYI - I was able to have my programmed.

 

Might have to invest in one of those soon

 

Easy to install just tedious so worth it if you plan to do more electrical accessories.

 

Here is something for Yall


U.S. COAST GUARD ENLISTMENT OATH
" I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED
STATES COAST GUARD because I know being in the real military scares me.
However, I swear to defend our position as the fifth branch of the Armed
Services, although at one point we were under the Department of Homeland
Security. I understand that at least twice a day, someone will refer to me a
member of the Air Force or Navy, and when I correct them, they will question
my military status. I will work on boats the size of kayaks and small yachts
during the worst of natures storms, and receive no thanks or notice form the
public. I will fly in helos into the eye of the storm to rescue people
dumber then rocks, and then be heckled by the same people when I bust them
for transporting drugs two months later.! I will prevent thousands of
gallons of pollution, but be accused of impeding the economy when I won't
allow vessels to pour oil into the ocean. I will be the red-headed step
child to all of the other services, although I know I got the better deal.
All of my equipment will be discarded Navy property. I will use most of my
time in the Coast Guard to take college classes, and perfect my web surfing
abilities, then complain that I work too much. I will perfect avoiding PT at
all costs, and do my best to attend training that will give me a great
competitive edge in the career field of my choice, making retention efforts
of the Coast Guard pointless. I will come in contact with so many pollutants
during my tenure, I will glow in the dark for the rest of my natural life
and refer to myself as "salty" because of it. I will do my best to work 8 to
3, with a two hour lunch, on normal days, and have my pager and cell phone
surgically attached, SO HELP ME GOD.

____________________
Signature
____________________
Date

US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
" I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED
STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the
Marines frighten me, and because I am afraid of water over waist-deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training", I will be a
lean, mean, donut-eating, Lazy-Boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make
an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back. I
will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So Help Me
God!"
____________________
Signature
____________________
Date

US ARMY OATH OF ENLISTMENT
" I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my otherwise mediocre
life to the UNITED STATES ARMY because I couldn't score high enough on the
ASVAB to get into the Air Force, I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and
the Navy won't take me because I can't swim. I will wear camouflage every
day and tuck my trousers into my boots because I can't figure out how to use
blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I
have a date. I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing
machine because my Drill Sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the
only action I will see is a court-martial for sexual harassment. I
acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and
vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After
completion of my Sexual...er...I mean "Basic Training," I will attend a
different Army school every other month and return knowing less than I did
when I left. On my first trip home after Boot Camp, I will walk around like
I am cool and propose to my 9th grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay
home because if I let her out she might leave me for a better-looking Air
Force guy. Should she leave me twelve times, I will continue to take her
back. While at work I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting
absolutely nothing accomplished. I will arrive to work every day at 1000 hrs
because of morning PT and leave everyday at 1300 to report back to
"COMPANY." I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that will
help me get a job up! on separation, and will end up working construction
with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone about the Army
giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can't
pass a placement exam. So Help Me God!"
_____________________
Signature
_____________________
Date

US NAVY OATH OF ENLISTMENT
" I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my
life to the UNITED STATES NAVY, because I want to hang out with Marines
without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force
was too "corporate," because I didn't want to actually live in dirt like the
Army, and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim.why not?" I promise to
wear clothes that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on
the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken
for the Good Humor Man during summer,! and for Nazi Waffen SS during the
winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the
English-speaking world, using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, geedunk,
scuttlebutt, scuttle and head," when I really mean "floor, wall, hat, candy,
water fountain, hole in wall and toilet." I will take great pride in the
fact that all Navy acronyms, rank, and insignia, and everything else for
that matter, are completely different from the other services and make
absolutely no sense whatsoever. I will muster, whatever that is, at 0700
every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will
show up around 0930. I vow to hone my coffee cup-handling skills to the
point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and
still not spill a drop. I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted
at least twice per fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I
am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims
of my newfound "colleagues." So Help Me Neptune!"
______________________
Signature
______________________
Date

US MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT
" I, (pick a name the police won't recognize),
swear..uhhhh..high-and-tight.. grunt. cammies..kill..fix
bayonets..charge..slash..dig..burn..blow up..ugh.Air Force
women..beer...sailors wives...air strikes..yes SIR!..whiskey..liberty
call..salute..Ooorah Gunny..grenades.women..OORAH! So Help Me Chesty
PULLER!" X____________________
Thumb Print
XX _________________________________
Teeth Marks
_____________________
Date

__________________

 

Had to go to the courthouse and they confiscated my opener because it could be used as a weapon!

 

What a damn shame.

 

Prob start about 9am, I'll have breakfast Tacos from JJ's for anyone coming. Just let me know your preference of meat choice.

 

Sounds good, I can bring my chain saw if you need it.

 

Def bring it. I've got gas powered, electric, and a sawzall

 

Everyone that camps should have a P-38

 

agreed

 

Get the 52, more leverage and easier on the hands

 

Got the 38 and 51, did not know there was a 52. Will look for one. Thanks

 

Whoops meant 51, fat fingered that from the phone

 

Not sure of the number but I have a couple of larger openers. This one has been used and carried in my pocket a lot years so it gets to stay.

I found some good quality P-38 and bought them in bulk a few years ago. I gave most of them out but if I find them I'll bring them to T&T.

 

We will be there all weekend. Driving up tomorrow morning.

 

Anyone who is interested we will be at Hidden Falls most of the weekend. Camping in Area B.

 

Sweet! I know there will be some of our gang out there for sure!