AZ BS Thread 4²0

Still hiring? I need 6 digit income!

 

And the 4Runner just drove away

 

All butts are welcome
Butt lives matter

 

Fucking same!

 

I still have my truck. This was the family wagon. We are upgrading to a 4Runner on Steroids.

 

Man I need in on that.

 

Analysts are always something we are hiring for. Running a 24 hour Security Opperations Center with new clients being added every day, that part of the company is exploding. But so is our Security & Compliance side as well and we are looking for some new Consultants which is something that starts at 150k

 

So one of the guys I work with said the semi hit the brakes hard and the tires lockedband jack knifed, they caught fire before he stopped. Blew up the gas tank and tires kept popping as well. I think someone rear ended him too. Firefighters showed up pretty quickly

 

Maybe I should move from Sys Admin stuff to security.

 

I always suggest Security. It is only going to get bigger and in more demand.

 

maybe a janitor position?

 

just Analyst and Consultant right now. But you already had your chance, I wouldn't be able to get you back in the door again. Sorry mang

 

I'm flattered. Cops do like to hang out at our parties (Free food). I'm curious to what I look like in your dreams? hahaha

 

What are you getting - new T4R?

 

there's no hard feelings on their part at all, they just don't do the second chance thing bc there's always like 355.899 million people trying to get in the door. I took a pay cut when I first started but it didn't last more than a month or two

 

+1

 

This is where we need that old picture of you wearing makeup that looked like Mimi from the Drew Carey show.

 

I still got it somewhere.

 

This is true, an entry level analyst won't make much. But after that 1st year, boom it only gets better.

I start my new job Tuesday and I could not be happier. The company and my team are awesome. They really came with a big offer making about 15k more than what I was.

Finally, I feel like im getting paid for 16+ years in IT and the degree I have.

 

congrats dude, that's awesome!!

And yeah, growth in this industry is so fast. If you get in the right door, your career will advance exponentially and income will soar. Without stating numbers I can say that mine has increased more that 400% from when I started 3 years ago and is only continuing to rise every week