Ontario BS Thread

first things first is not break something just entering the trail

 

At least make an attempt to make it comedic. It's to the point it's hacky to make fun of me breaking stuff. I don't mind it, it would just be nice if people made an effort.

 

I would have gone with something like "at least you can't break bbq"

 

Dude I still wonder how you have such rotten luck with it.

 

Shit happens. I don't question, I just fix.

 

And check you PMs

 

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HIGH CLEARANCE BUMPER TIME!
Hope you are okay.

 

That sucks. If you need a hand replacing stuff holler. I think I’m pretty close to ya.

 

let me guess...
idiotic fuck was texting and driving?

 

Yeah, I'm good thanks. Haha, you might be right. I was telling a friend I wanted one in case of something like this happening two days ago!

 

Thanks Peter, appreciate it.

 

Probably right. He said he changed lanes and wasn't looking.

 

Cause he was looking at his phone.

It's crazy how many of these accidents are happening now days because of phones

 

Yea I rage on people in traffic who are using their phone while I am on my motorcycle.

I installed an air horn on my bike, so people think they are going to get hit by a cement truck when I lay into the horn. I use it to tell people to put their phones down as well.

Horn + hand showing to put down the phone.

Some people think I want to hear what they have to say, so they roll down the window. Just to have my air horn now directly into their car, while IDGAF what you have to say. Listen to my air horn.

Break in the horn just long enough for them to think I want to hear them, they start to move their mouth, HORN AGAIN.

I lol a lot about it, while they are trying to scream over the horn, its pretty good.



Some douche: 'I am not driving its a red light'

Me: 'So who is behind the wheel?'

Some douche 'AIR HORN I CANT HEAR YOU'

Me: 'What was that?'

Some douche 'AIR HORN I CANT HEAR YOU'

Me: 'I could'nt hear your stupid comment what was that?'

Some douche 'AIR HORN I CANT HEAR YOU'


You would not believe the rage you can generate in people by doing this. Acting like a child is so fun sometimes

 

I use the PA on my cb to tell people to put they're phone away. Most think it's police.

 

It's crazy man . Before I got my truck never realized how bad it was. Now that I can see in everyone's car you get to a light and everyone's face goes down and some while driving.

Some recent studies show it's as dangerous if not even more then drunk driving

 

Yes is it more dangerous, because of the idea behind it.

'oh im just using my phone its ok for a second'

Any distraction while driving is dangerous, people become some complacent with driving. It is not safe, at any point.

I drive like its video game and I am on my last life, game over if something goes wrong. My eyes never stop I try and see everything BEFORE its a problem. Wife says I always look busy while driving. It seems like I drive much different than 99% of people because I got my motorcycle license 1st.

I have only driven a 4 wheel vehicle for just over 2 years. Since I met my wife, and we got the truck.

 

On this topic I'd like to get a petition going to make it illegal to drive with a dog on your lap.