Work Restroom Etiquette

The worst are the people that take a shit in the stall next to you then walk out and don't wash their hands...after flushing you just hear the stall door close and then the main door open...Then later you recognize them by their shoes shaking a vendor's hands. True story ugh

Or how about the guy that drops his pants in the stall with his badge dangling so you know exactly who's next to you

 

What happens when these europeans get old and they cant squat to shit anymore?

 

Depends.

 

@Johnders

1. Why people from other floors in the building use my floors bathroom (same offenders) every day when they need to take a dump and not the one on their own floor? Because it's awkward when Jeff in Quality says Hi on your way in, then runs into you 15 mins later as you're coming out. My old boss used to wear different shoes to the john to avoid being identified.

2. Why don’t more people courtesy flush? Seriously if your dropping a monster load hit the flusher, I don’t need to smell that crap any more than I have to...



When I was young, I worked for Sears. At one point in my time there I was in charge of painting the bathroom stalls literally every morning, because morons went in there and drew stupid stuff all over the walls every day? Why is that a thing? Pathetic..

Because they don't have a TW account to shitpost with!

 

I've never heard anyone actually do a courtesy flush while I was also seated, must be a rare thing, created in Austin Powers. Doubt it has much results either. I really haven't been gassed out by someone adjacent either, so why bother.

 

Ive never courtesy flushed because of the smell. I want others to smell my shit. I want it to overtake the bathroom.

However..i will flush early to keep backing up a toilet. Namely mine.

 

Ahh, the ole starter block toilets is what we called them...on your marks, get ready, squat....

 

I seem to find a toilet with a bunch of toilet paper left in about 50% of the time in one stall. Not sure if people dump, then wipe and flush and then wipe again and then don't flush or what. I want an empty toilet to start, our toilets clog easy enough without starting with paper already in there.

 

Turd gen.

 

Here is another one from last week:

I’m in a stall doing my business and one of those European guys comes into the stall next to me to take a piss. And for some crazy reason they can’t use the urinal.

He starts doing his thing and I know he didn’t lift the seat up. A few seconds into it he rips a mean one. Well he must have uncorked something ugly because all of a sudden I can hear his butt cheeks squeezing like mad trying to keep his intestines from escaping. Think of that Dumb and Dumber moment.

Then he starts scrambling trying to grab toilet paper to clean off the seat so he can sit on it. I just hear him cussing up a storm as he is shitting himself. I swear I was laughing so hard at that moment that I almost fell off the toilet myself.

That was some toilet karma right there.

-RJM

 

That's a WTF right there...

 

Usually what happens

 

I cant believe I haven't seen this thread sooner.

I work in a warehouse and my department shares a bathroom with 4 mechanics that fix our delivery trucks. 3 of them are perfectly fine respectable guys. 1 of them is a complete mess of a human. This guy treats the public work bathroom like his personal YMCA locker room. He changes into his work Dickies when he arrives and then changes out of them before he leave. This would be fine, except that for some reason he won't do this IN THE STALLS. It is not uncommon to walk in and see him half naked. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't come to work hoping to see some 55 year old jacka** in his tighty whiteys and gray haired nipples out on display.

He also lathers himself up with degreaser and walks from the garage to the bathroom, dripping grease the whole way. He then proceeds to wash his hands like he is mad at them. Grease gets all over the sink, walls, mirror, and floor. Then he just wipes his hands with a rag he cut up from a flannel shirt and leaves it in the sink. This guy is so inconsiderate it drives me nuts. He is also a stall talker and tries to have conversations with people while shitting.

I can't wait to quit this job.

 

I'm starting to think people that design public restrooms are either really short or don't use public restrooms. For example the typical public restroom has 3 urinals and two stalls lined up against the wall with a couple of sinks directly across. The urinal that is in the most desirable spot (farthest from the stall) is designed for a two year old. Next to it are two urinals designed for actual people.