Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

The fangs are in the head. Venom is in the Fangs.


If you cut your finger off, does blood still come out of the part you cut off?

 

Steel doesn’t bleed.

 

Fangs can't puncture steel. So you're good then. Go play with snakes!

 

Hate seeing snakes get killed tho honestly. They can't help it that we are taking over the land. Normally just spraying some water on em will make em leave and then nobody gets bit. Everybody wins.

 

Already did. Didn't fix my camber on the passenger side. Think something is bent.... and the goodyear across from me, the tech went through my truck....

 

I have the lung capacity of a fetus

 

I just want a rattle snake tail....

 

@richardbui23

 

cuz you vape too much

 

what psi do you usually run out there?

went out there for the first time last month did not air down sand was packed sorta but didnt go out far

 

his truck doesn't see sand... pavement princess

 

Vape has nothing to do with it!

What time are you doing your tire rotation??

 

Has yours been offroad recently? Wasn't sure if you finally fixed it or not.

 

I took out my cervix when I had a sex change

 

I kinda did. When the fuck boy ran me off the road

 

These two statements by themselves are amusing, but together they're a hoot.

 

I'll take the truck apart tomorrow and see what's bent. If its bent stick parts, I could have it replace by sunday. If its aftermarket, then I'm not going

 

Every time I go out there those holes that they kinda-filled with rocks on the access are getting deeper and deeper. The big dune on the northside of the bridge is fun though.

I need to get out there and try the new tires.

 

Thanks to those jeepers