South Carolina BS thread under new MANAGEMENT and lives in SC

She's almost got me there. She's got the essenial oils and a lavender plant in her garden

 

I'm past ready for a beer, and maybe some bourbon, too! Freaking nose hasn't quit running all day and been sneezing all day, too. Allergies suck. Over it.

 

I was ready for a beer at the beginning of shift last night. Figured it’d be frowned upon.

 

Hmmm... maybe not...??

 

The original medicine!

It might be... unless nobody knows

 

I’ll be ready for 7ish. Anybody else? @Bubbles?

 

True story...

Back when I lived in Temecula- I was in a sales slump. So I went to Lucky, bought some of their fried chicken and a pack of Miller High Life (the champagne of beers). Drank and ate all of it in the backyard- while making/receiving calls. Closed new accounts for the next couple months as a result of that day!

 

My wife said she wants a “she shed”. I pointed out she already has the kitchen and laundry room so while she’s at it, make me a sandwich and grab me a beer and clean shirt.

 

Sassy!

Watch out!

 

Oh lordt

 

I just need a shed............I got too much stuff..............she/he/it-shed..........IDGAF. LOL

 

IDK, I would be scared to eat that sandwich

 

You know some days you feel like baking people pies

 

I LOVE that meme! Bahahahahahaahahahahahah Some days, everyone needs a pie!

 

She’s just slightly taller than a midget at 4’11” and half my size...so it usually goes one of two ways for me with my wife. She either thinks I’m hilarious or she comes at me like a damn spider monkey. This time it was not the latter.

Great movie!

 

Now I want Waffle House...

 

RIP