1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Crushed my dreams of a trail rig...

 

Only wrong if its not for truck parts...

 

It’s quite in here now, everyone must be googling how to sell a testical...

 

I talked to my fiance about it and she said no

 

Damn... I've been throwing more money away than I realized for years.

 

Just tell her how big the dimond on her finger will be

 

Those are just hipsters, easy to confuse the two in Portland.

 

I thought that was just in SF

 

like I said, I'm married w/ 2 kids, I don't need any...

 

I'm not at the point that I'd willingly castrate myself for 100k but I could see getting to that point someday, lol.

50k though for one is somewhat tempting....but I should have a kid or two first in case one of these days I take a hockey puck to the nuts at just the right (wrong?) angle. A goalie cup only protects you so much.

 

Which one would you sell first though? Left or right

 

I've got better memories with the left one I guess, so...the right.

 

If you think about it, it was a pretty cruel design on the part of our maker to put them on the outside of our bodies, totally unprotected...there's a reason it's inherently and uncontrollably hilarious when you see another man take one in beans.

 

I bet the bathrooms nice

 

88 pages in a week









You guys need a life............

 

So what are we talking about? I scrolled up and read castration. Curious if the whole thread is this......interesting

 

You should just start reading from page one

 

Ah maaaaaan I shoulda taken one of my view at the office.

Pressure tested a well and somehow a bubble left, take off the cap and water blew to the top of the Derrick (80ft?). Was pretty crazy.

 

88 pages? Ok here we go

 

Topics are like hookers around here, they come and they go, real fast.