The Lair

My neighbors decided they wanted to stagger their mowing so they could wake me up consistently.

 

I had a city construction crew right outside my house but barely heard them.

I have blackout curtains, a noise machine, ceiling fan and another fan. My room is super dark and has some awesome white noise to drown out other shit. It’s awesome.

 

You have an eye mask too?

 

It’s so dark in here I don’t need one.

 

But youre extra. I just assume you have one. And a night cap.

 

I use to laugh at those, but took one on vacation once. Now I never go without one. Get one that allows you to conform it so your face so it is total blackout. I thought it wouldn't stay on or bug me but it is the best thing since sliced bread. Especially when you party till 3 or 4 am like a rock star and want to sleep until noon and it is like the sun is 20' outside your windows. I would imagine they would be really nice to have while camping.

I'm sure you can try some of those foam ear plugs too, the kind you squish and then they expand in your ear canal. They block a lot of sound.

 

Oh I’m extra alright. My bed is king sized, with a 4” memory foam topper, and a 2” pillow topper. It’s got satin sheets and a down comforter. It’s like sleeping on a cloud.

 

This is one area where I believe you get what you pay for.

 

BUD LIGHT ORANGE SUCKS!

 

Reported

 

The truth hurts, Randy.

 

SAYS THE GUY WHO DRINKS A HARD LEMONADE which is actually really yummy

 

You're forgetting that I also drink the peach flavor.

 

Deep Eddies Peach Vodka mixed with Turkey Hill Diet Iced Tea. You'll never look back!

 

I like to unwind from a long day with a tall glass of arbor mist.

 

Did you just say diet iced tea?












Is that a thing??

Also I like the jack daniel's cocktail drinks. They have several different flavors and are very good. Even if they are considered less than manly drinks.

 

Jack Daniels Southern Peach - 4.8% ABV

Bud Light Orange - 4.2% ABV

Just saying.

Disclaimer: All searches were done on limited work computers and cannot be taken as 100% reliable sources.

 

Yea, diet in this case means less, no, or fake sugar. When you're diabetic and want to drink alcohol you have three options. No mixer, or straight up (generally but not always, frowned upon around the dinner table), diet mixers, or less alcohol.

Which do you think is not an option?

 

Deep Eddies Peach and Iced Tea - 40% ABV