The Lair

Lol I thought you had some.

 

Hahaha no. The 42” fits nicely on our roofs though

 

So how bout that MCPON?

 

I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same

 

Bullying and threats is just a consistent and effective way to the top.

 

It really boosts morale as well. That’s my strategy as a leader.

 

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

Hmmph!

 

Got my latches and mirrors in today. The latches are really well built! They’re a little loose, so I’m thinking a rubber fuel line in there will tighten it up.

Door construction starts next Wednesday, weather allowing.

 

Jealous. But also excited.

 

It’ll secretly work out better in the end so I can make all the mistakes on mine!

 

True. Very true. I'll try to come help as much as I can, but the only day I can guarantee is the 30th.

 

I see Tony approves. That's important.

 

My first Bumble date bailed on me... I thought this app was supposed to be filled with women obsessed with commitment.

 

Somehow “app” and “commitment” don’t go hand in hand.

 

I'm still learning. Apps didn't really exist the last time I was single.

 

Really I'm banking on my mom to set me up with a nice girl who works for Capital One with her.

 

Yeah me neither. That’s all new to me. Well I take that back, POF had an app I used but that’s it.

Capital one - what’s in your wallet?

 

Exactly

 

Keeping a condom in your wallet is a bad thing. The constant heat and friction can cause it to fail. Talk about a bad time.

Edit: awesome wallet though