Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I’ve seen your bowling ball head you don’t need a helmet

 

Which manufacturer are you going with? I need rear bumper as well. I am waiting for my front bumper to arrive in next couple of weeks.

 

Mall crawler with armor? Yes! Probably where you need it the most! #txtteenagergirls

AAA should offer premium discounts for having armor.

 

One of my employees slid on his wallet the other day. He plans to get some overpants with armor. Fucked up a pair of work pants. And his ass-road rash.

People tell me all the time that I look like the police. I’m good with that. Especially when single occupant drivers flee the car pool lane

 

Gee, why?





And oh yeah, I forgot how gorgeous your truck is. Would.

 

Be nice if that happened in the truck. Happens on the bike. It’s a R1200GSA and looks nothing like an R1200RTP except maybe the light pattern (trianglular shape).

 

I meant since someone smacked you in the rear end. You were going to be getting a new one.

 

Before I buy one of these hot air intakes, anyone know of a shop that can make me an intake tube to work with my stock box on my Lexus?

 

lol...unfortunately I was test driving my mom's car after installing new rotors and brake pads...I wish I was driving my truck that day. I would have gotten a new metal bumper by now

 

hah, I used to ride with a rider who had a ex-CHP R1150RTP bike, that thing cleared the lanes like Moses parting the red sea me, I had a red R1100RS, ya' think I was invisible.

 

After years of scraping bikers off the ground in the Santa Cruz mountains when I was a firefighter I swore to never own a bike.

 

So awesome when your 12 year old sends you shit like this while your at work. Taught him well!

 

Except Ford?

 

You guys can have your drifters, I’m going to rock this beast. https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/6624092675.html

 

Bruh, he said except Toyota...the force is strong with that one.

 

Wood

 

https://youtu.be/DkMMTVsqOxc

 

Pretty shitty spot for a Safeway if you ask me. Busy weekend here in mammoth. Glad I’ll be out in the boonies, away from the SoCal brodozer crowd.