of course this would happen to me....

so today I decided i was hungry and wanted to get some chipotle. I walked out to my truck and noticed I left my window open (ooops ) but it's not that big of a deal, i do it when it's in my drive way cuz it's not ganna get stolen (knock on wood)

but just as i'm getting into my truck, i see my wallet sitting on top of my center console....just where I had left it after last night. but what i noticed wasn't my wallet, it was what was ON my wallet.

I thought to myself, hmmm thats strange, there is some bird poop on it. but then once i sat down, i noticed more of this poop....and bigger piece of it!!!





at this point i've very concerned/confused. i just washed my truck inside and out yesterday!!!

then as i'm looking around for more poop i see/hear something run under the passenger seat. (this is when i went to get my camera to document the process) so then i start crawing around inside my truck to find whatever this thing is, he exposes himself

THIS IS THE LITTLE SHIT THAT POOPED ALL OVER MY TRUCK!!!


I kid you not, i had to spend 5 minutes with all the doors open trying to get this guy out of my cab, he just kept going from the dash to under the passenger seat to under my seat to the dash again. he just didn't want to get out of my truck....i guess it's just that awesome of a truck

but anyhow, here are more pictures of it. It's actually a very nice quail, good size, looked healthy and had good feather coloring.






I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!! but not till the season re-opens up of coarse

 

aww...hell.......keep him as a pet. fatten him up....wont have to work as hard later.

 

In the last picture it looks scared for its life

 

At first i thought you were gonna say that someone stole you wallet. I would rather have human shit in my truck than get my wallet stolen.

 

lol what Will said ^

 

mmm... quail

 

Rep for you. Funny story with pics. Is that quail?

 

Dinner is served.

 

wrapped in bacon FTW

believe me, he'll be sorry for having IBS all over my interior. i'll post pictures once he's on the grill.

 

Hahahaha

 

This is classic!! ANY quail poopin' in my truck is dinner! Open season or not, it's fair game if he's in your truck!

 

mmmmm Chipotle!!!!

 

that last pic should be made into a sticker for your bedsides lol

 

sorry dude i hate when that happens..... but it will look good on the bbq

 

Boooo ya!!!

 

hahaha... chipotle....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtZzyvuGy8E



Sucks to get bird shit all over though man!

 

....and then a picture of it cooked, "This is what happens when you shit on (in) my truck!" lol


But wow....what are the chances of that.

 

Hahaha thats awesome, poor little guy must have been scared shitless. LOL

 

So where's the picture of you taking a shit on its head? eye for an eye...