ASSHOLE PARKING

Needs more ditch lights. For the tow truck driver to pull him outta the ditch.

 

All of those lights weren't even hooked up

 

So one day some tool parked so close to me i couldn't get into my truck, had to climb through the passenger side, no worries, i dont get mad, i get even..... at my work we seal loaded semi trailers with a cable seal that after applied, it cannot be removed without bolt cutters or some heavy duty cable cutters. I happened to have some cable seals in my work bag, long story short, i sealed a shopping cart to his car..... it made my day

 

I have fought with a few of those seals when unloading trucks, even with good cutters, some can be a pain.

 

And your story just made my day....woulda paid to watch the asshole wrestle with that shit.

 

But at least she kept it in the lines, so it doesn't count as asshole parking.

 

Correct. Just wicked witch parking.

 

My mother in law works at Wal-Mart. Why is her car parked at Target

 

Is that Hogwarts back lot?

 

I was out for my evening walk when I saw this guy. He was parked like this, across the sidewalk and blocking the driveway.

 

Mad because the smog test wouldn't let them in.

 

Drop ceiling in a garage??

 

Yeah, it's a first for me too

 

..Run out of gas and a dead battery..

 

Priuasshole

 

Hahahahaha

Yeah. That’s what my wife calls me when I drive the Prius.

Love my Prius:

Prius out accelerates the truck any day of the year.


And is a great anchor when I pre-tension my wife’s winch line when re-spooling.

 

Local boat marina this morning
OK, He's in the lines, but...
He's jamming a lane that's a bottleneck,esp. with the trailer ball sticking out.
He could have easily fit without issues where I am taking the pic.
Place will be crowded in a few hours.

 

Every vehicle does.