Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Hahaha. I hate champagne, wife's not really into it either. When we were moving out our last house I think I threw away four bottles. About a third of our liquor cabinet is gross shit my MIL brings to make these ridiculous cocktails she loves...but no one else does. Having our kid was a good time to give her the message on that deal...

 

Who wants my man card? I love me a mimosa! Especially when camping. Only in the morning tho. Then i turn to the blue mountains

 

Someone can take mine too. Mimosas are bomb. This place by where my sister lives in Virginia makes a thing called a man-mosa. Bomb.

 

Replacing SuperBumps that have been on the truck for 3 years? "Easy, 45 seconds tops, did mine while I was gassing up last week" they said. Sure, until the welds break on the nut inside the mount. Sawzall time. Fun fact - the nuts on the stock bolts for the transmission crossmember fit that hardware. Spares on hand thanks to @BudMan

 

Had a good time once and it was nothing like that.

 

Anyone in Concord that could come help me put my shell on my truck and drink some beers?

 

Holy fucking appletini. What does the Chihuahua in your purse like to drink?

 

Last time he drank a mimosa someone flipped his table over out of rage. I think it was rage, might have been the stumbles.

 

Looks like its time for front hydros

 

I'm not gonna lie. Manmosa's all day. Coors lights with a bit of OJ in it. Also, Kidney doctor told me pure Cranberry juice is good for kidneys so i normally mix coors with some cranberry. no homo. it's tasty. I do get some weird looks. oh well, never cared about what other think and it justifies my drinking. Makes me feel better about it

 

https://youtu.be/xHBekCBhDsg
It's all I could find when I read all the coors light and mimosa talk.

 

Seems like a nice way to ease yourself into the harder stuff.

 

Hot as balls today. Thought I would cool off a bit.



Portobello Mushroom Burger with a Beachwood Amalgamator.

When did I become such a beer snob?

 

Oh he eases himself onto the harder stuff IYKWIM

 

No. No. The harder stuff eases into the softer stuff.

 

Touche, better yet, tushy.

 

Shes cute. U slut

Lmao..true story

My ninja

Oh baby

 

Maybe I’ll have a Mimosa Monday morning and watch Mexico beat Brazil?