Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

We have to go one day. My favorite waitress works there

 

What’s his name???

 

Idk think he is from cali though

 

Thanks @357sig that's great for my self esteem that I was unrecognizable.

 

Gotta love when single moms
Tell you you’re not ready for kids. Like I’m sorry you picked a dead beat guy to knock you up. doesn’t mean I’m not ready

 

I think she ment you're still a kid yourself

 

Anyone going to the Gun show at GRB? Ill be there today

 

Not worth it

 

1) Now that you posted @RedNeck D picture, witness protection is going to have to relocate him. Thanks to you he will now probably end up as an accountant in the middle of Kansas who’s hobbies include collecting stamps and balls of twine. Given this, his facial expressions seem about right.
2) ...and you never prep up like that for donut runs, trails and rock crawling...

 

You’re misinterpreting the intent. What she is saying is “your thing is not getting into my thing”.

 

Guns always worth it.

 

True. I do need need mags for my pistol...

 

Nah we got into it last night lol she’s the same age as me. Didn’t know me. Just a friend of my friends. And she was just complaining about waking up to change diapers and the typical “single mom life is hard” spit.

Then she was like “every dude says they want a kid but bail when the baby comes”

Like no woman. I would fight for custody of my kid if I had one lol you’re just fucking with shitty dudes.


She also had an angel tattoo of her kid. That was alive. Which was weird as fuck lol

 

Did it have the birth date too?

 

No lol I was like “hey can I ask what’s up with the angel tatt?”

“That’s my daughter”

“OMG I’m so sorry”

“She’s still alive. Just she’s an angel so I got her tatted on me as an angel”

Wut

 

Guess that kinda makes sense lol

 

No lol it’s weird as fuck lol you know it too