Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

No shit. They are loud, even stock. And let’s be honest, anyone with even a little testosterone is going to brraaaaaaapppp it nonstop.... I know I would. But with my luck, instead of the chicks looking over and dropping panties, it would be all the dudes throwing their dicks on my car at every light. “Bro what’s the HP?! Wanna race?! My uncles dads sisters boyfriend has a ‘69 shitbox that could whoop this thing!”

 

when in Rome...

 

Lol that's the camera crew that does that tho. It's easier to shoot

Edit: AKA leave Kike (Kee-Kay, not racist word) and my Dodgers alone

 

You wont!

 

I mean...he can't

 

Maybe he's getting fitted for the first roof conversion, like the alucab conversions

 

Harley riders must be spewing testosterone out of every orifice then.

 

You right.

Had to drop off the warehouseman near by so I swung by and saw the bay open.

 

Now now, don't be so closed minded.

There are ways.

 

No other reason to own a Harley unless someone has small penis syndrome.

(No offense to any small penis Harley lovers on here)

 

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! ROOOM! ROOOM!

Fucking cocks.

 

We sure do!

It’s not small, it’s just thin. Yep that’s the only reason to own a Harley...
Assholes ride all sorts of different bikes, not just Harley’s. A generalization of such is comparable to me saying that all Asians have small dicks and can’t drive worth a shit! (But it’s ok because I said “no offense to any tiny dick shitty driving Asians”) might I ask what kind of bike do you ride?

 

Im just dickin' around (pun intended). Don't take anything I say on here seriously. Lol.

 

Whoa, hey now. I’d take offense to that if it weren’t true in my case.

 

More assholes ride Harleys. Yes, that is quite the generalization. But it's an easy one to make when you have one in your neighborhood who has illegal exhaust (which ones don't) and feels it necessary to throttle up at 3 in the morning for the 50 yard trip from his driveway to the first stop sign he comes to, and then hammers the throttle again to depart that first sign. At least most of the rice rockets wait till they're on the freeway before going nuts.

I don't ride anymore. Had a BMW with stock exhaust.

 

My Dads Goldwing has pipes. Here's why. They want cars to hear them coming. most of his group ride Harleys and some Honda's all piped to be loud as fuck. The only crashes my dad has been involved in on his bike was him hitting gravel and dumping it, or leaning to hard into a corner. He's never been hit by a car and his theory and all his buddy's is the pipes are for safety first and they cool factor second.
I get your complaints as I'm not a fan. Now the small dick thing is just dump to say, as its the same thing everyone says about a guy in a lifted truck. The guys my pops rides with have done things in there past that would make most men piss there panties. There all sober now and old as fuck. The story's are cool to hear.
His second wedding they lined there bikes up down the rows of seats and all brraap brraap at the end of the ceremony. about 30 of them, talk about loud. To each his own.

 

Can’t tell you how many times a crotch rocket has screamed right next to my truck when I’m about to make a lane change or turn. Fuckers come out of nowhere sometimes.