What have you done to your Tacoma today? 1st Gen Edition

I'm a get even fatter!

 

Will the 5.7 even fit? Shit, if you did a 5.7 swap with forced induction, I'll hop on the next plane, buy you dinner & a 12 pack just so you can take me for a ride and or wheeling.

No.... not coming on to you, but your truck....

 

Alright your house it is

 

It will not fit in between the rails... might have done a bit of research on that already, nor will the new 4.6 or the 1GR 4.0

 

I have about that much worth sitting in my garage when it comes that time of year

 

How you gonna get that axle housing anyway, isn't @nagorb an east coaster?

 

Apatently he likes to travel with random stuff and brought it with him to the bay area lol

 

My friend was going to buy a 2017 TRD OR DCLB brand new since he mountain bikes a lot.

He changed his mind and bought a 2015 328i instead and uses a bike rack on the roof.

He’s not my friend anymore.

 

This is america we build cheap so we can buy cheap-ish. Worst dealership encounter I had was when I was looking for my first truck. Got in a f150 raptor and felt like it was going to break. Cheap plastics and such. Heard the price and got out of it. A week later sat in a 2000 tacoma bought it for$6k 8 months later Toyota bought it from me for $12k and I bought my current truck from the dealership. My dad is still pissed cause if his Ford frame rusted out Ford will pretty much say sucks for you

 

You can thank the "chicken tax" for that

 

You help install it and I'll let you drive it after me lol. And nothing wrong with that lol.

 

Haha, just like when my lil brother bought a 2017 F150, lost a brother that day.

 

I'm the only one in my family that still drives Toyota(s) My uncle used to have an awesomely built 91 4x4 Pickup but he sold it to buy a 2WD XTerra...

 

Should of heard my dad and brother with the "haha it's a tUrd edition tacoma. Get it cause your truck is a tUrd" and guess what helped them unstuck in mud as I drove around them. "Oh my the big trucks are stuck look at what's a TURD now!" As I hit the gas and sent mud blobs at them and covered them in it lol. Yes I did wench them out but I made them pay for it lol

 

Haha, fuck yeah!

 

I made $100 and made them hook there own shit up lol so I made the toyota owners proud

 

Ok, I'm out, gotta wake up early to drop off the truck, getting 4.88 installed tomorrow.

 

Deep southster to be exact.

I bought an extra plane ticket so all my junk had its own seat.

True story though, I built "real" lightsabers for my nephew and threw em in my checked bag with a few tools to finish them. I'm sure there was an wtf moment when they were scanning them.

 

I saw someone just now with a Lil' dick bumper sticker lmao

 

You sure they weren't referring to the master of poetry himself...

https://youtu.be/ocGiulPm3IU