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If I did maybe she'd get that off her face.

 

No disrespect, I was trying to channel an old joke, that I cannot fully remember now, that was around keeping a woman happy, making her laugh and dropping your pants. You can probably do the math.

 

You can always drop them and ask her if she wants to see your gobbler. I think you can figure out the rest. Always good for a laugh. lmao

 

Users of Samsung Galaxy phones beware - there is an active scareware attack going on now. Perps are installing keyloggers and taking screenshots of the phones, then emailing the victim's work email addresses threatening the release of a humiliating video unless they pay a 1/2 bitcoin ransom. There's no proof yet that the bad actor was able to actually activate the camera, but they can screen shot and compromise any accounts accessed from the phone. It appears the threat vector is through adult web sites accessed via the default Samsung browser.

So...

Make sure you using Firefox or Chrome, Galaxy users, and put black tape over your cameras when you do.

 

I went to Orlando for business. We got to tour the Amazon warehouse down there for two days as it was getting built. Fucking thing was huge not to mention 4 stories!

But now back to reality in the office

 

Don't suppose you have some pics?

 

Go home Murph ...

 

Alexa, play Tom Waits

 

https://youtu.be/UWZCSwHQlzk

 

If you are typing to Alexa, you really aren't getting it...

 

I just left home.

 

Speech-to-text-to-Alexa. It’s a new feature

 

That was for everyone else to read aloud and enjoy it with him. Unfortunately I left Alexa at the house.

 

Sounds like someone who drops their pants to pull up their socks.

 

Whaddaya mean? There's another way to pull up your socks?

 

What? I thought that Alexa would watch for his TW posts and react accordingly? That would explain the constant shipments of sweaty crotch stained pants that keep showing up.

 

HR has informed me that there is, and I should research it before coming back into work....

 

Watching Netflix is not working from home.

 

Sorry about the kitty cat man! I know it's tough. Hang in there man, stay busy to keep your mind off him.

I know a few mods that a certain white prerunna in Texas that need to be done

Hang tough my man!