Stupid things your friends do.

Brand new house, trying to get the rough grade inspected so that I can start landscaping. Idiot friends decide to test out the 4x4 capabilities of their vehicle by driving through my neighbors back yard and mine after it's been raining all weekend. Now my neighbors think I'm a complete asshole. Oh yeah and I'm not around while they are doing this so after they have their fun they text message me telling me to check out my back yard...

 

No, I think it's FML....

 

That too.

 

HAHAHHA. I love these threads awh makes me smile so much and laugh sorry man :/

 

i think said "friend" needs an ass kickin.

 

Have your friends arrested for trespassing and destruction of private property.

 

try to fight over the the front seat with one friend trying to pull the door open and the other one on the inside pulling the door shut and my friend on the outside let go and retart #2 slamed the shit out of my door. then they get mad when i yell at them. they also regularly think my doors are like their chevys and slam them. thats when i tell them this is a finely tune Japanese beast and doesnt need its doors slamed

 

Ya i just made my friend skin his ass up on the pavement while doing wheelies on the gokart.. I havent laughed that hard from someone hurting themselves in a long time! Im an asshole

 

my friend always tries to show off in front of chicks... we were on the mountain bikes one day and he saw these hot chicks walking down the road... so he tries to pop a wheelie... ends up busting his ass on the pavement... sits there as i laugh my ass off, chicks walk by and laugh at him also.

another time, same friend, again, showing off in front of chicks, (i dont think this dude has ever gotten laid) we are on a boat at the lake, hot chicks in bikinis on another boat, we are in the no wake zone so just idling through, he stands up on the slippery bow edge, a little wave came by from the boats out in the lake, his dumb ass falls off the boat and damn near gets run over by the propellers... all of these events were when he was sober... hes an idiot...


i kicked him square in the balls after he got back on the boat for being such a cocky dumb ass

 

Mine just smoke enough weed to make the Marley brothers proud.

Oh, and they're 27-30ish and don't have their licenses yet.

Fucking ride moochers.

 

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try going to the a packed bar during the nba finals last yr and my friend from work announces to the bartender "hey my buddy just broke up with his bf and we're celebrating, get this guy whatever he wantS!" (me) fuck

 

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A friend of mine brags how much money he makes and how many bonuses he gets.

Then he comes to my house....drinks from my keg and liquor cabinet smokes my high dollar cigars and never brings any over.

I go to his house and "he's all out of alcohol"...or "can't afford any".

Cheapskate

 

And you still call these people friends?


I feel bad for registering on the same site as you now.

 

They make inside jokes then laugh and do weird shit at random times. Im just like wtf are you doing?

 

Technically, I registered on the same site as you.

Both times.

 

lol thats kinda funny though. sooo bad but oh so funny as well. damn drunks.

 

my buddy pissed out the passenger side window of my truck going down the interstate at 80mph. he was drunk and said he had to piss...I said, im not letting you out, hold it. He said, i'll piss out the damn window. I was like...Go for it...

Next thing i know, the ppl behind me are flashing their lights and running their wipers...

Never laughed so hard in my life...

UNTIL, the wind shifted and it started coming back in my truck and hitting me on the cheek. BASTARD