The Lair

Seriously. Instead of Granny Gumdrop dipping her fungus covered toes in the sand

 

Uh, i have not broken anything on anyone else’s truck. Yet.


As for my own, mudflaps, bumpers, fender flares, driveshaft, rear diff, bedsides....

 

Does it still sound like a vacuum cleaner? Or did you make it less womanly as well?

 

It sounds the exact same as before. At least that’s what I tell myself because I swear it sounds a little throatier

 

All clean!!

 

I mean... Randy was too scared to even try it. Just sayin.

 

Fuck yeah I was. No way I was gonna do that shit. Maybe if I had a snorkel.

 

So when is that happening? Lol

 

Probably never

 

I feel like you are the right person to paint my skids.

 

I’m sorta a pro, no big deal.

 

Ahem!

 

paint them pink.. claim you have a vision difficulty

 

Mike you need skids to be painted before I can paint them.

I like the way you think.

 

I was throwing my professional red painting skills in the ring.

 

I think I'd hire ray charles first

 

This thing is like a puzzle. This’ll be fun to install.

 

Drive it on with an air hammer

 

3 ugga duggas and it'll be all set

 

Should have my truck there by lunch tomorrow ready for install