The Lair

@EatSleepTacos in regards to your locker. Mrs EST had placed a contingency that is the house was spotless you would be given the go on the purchase. Did she ever make it home to supervise your work? Or did you go rouge and just Amazon primed this MF’er and will deal with the consequences later?

 

According to him, he cleaned it. But I'm sure he has made it dirty again.

 

I cleaned it and when she got home, I bought it!

Kara proceeded to make it dirty again and then left, the bastard. So I cleaned again.

 

Classic. I'm sure she was the one who put all your recovery gear in the bathroom.

Also my floorboards are caked in mud. I need it to stop raining so I can clean...

 

I am sure she came and completely turn the house upside down after you had cleaned

You poor soul. You should get the snorkel for having to clean after you had already cleaned

 

Is the cleaning part a monthly thing?

 

Judy park with your windows open and let nature run it’s course.

Hahaha I’m gonna tell her this and see what she says

 

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if she says yes. Then clean my apartment every day for the next week and hope I can get more new goodies out of that....

 

My wife wife and I were having morning coffee yesterday and she casually says: “You didn’t buy much for the truck this month. You ok?”

 

Buy a snorkel and send it to me to show her you’re doing alright

 

If you need to just buy things I need a locker like Randy’s. Don’t want your wife to think anything is wrong!

 

We should make a list. We can start calling Lloyd Filipino Santa!

 

Here’s the secret. Ask for a motorcycle or an ATV. She’ll say no all the time (in this case, rolls her eyes.








Then ask for a truck thing and it’s an automatic yes and a sigh of relief from her.

 

I have a similar approach with things. Asked for regear and arb and settled on a lunch box locker. I mean, I’m truly saving us money, right?

 

You're wife goes to a store to look around, and sees a $400 dress on sale for $50. She didn't plan on buying it, didn't need it, but bought it anyways because it was such a great sale. Did she save $350 or spend $50?

This is what I say to Elizabeth everytime she says she saved us money by buying something on sale that we weren't gonna buy in the first place.

 

See, the difference is I was already planing on buying these things!

 

Smart man! I am going to use this tactic

 

Time to get this reroute skid on! It’s going to be so nice to high center less frequently.

 

How does one get rid of only two tho?