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But it's a dry heat. Try that shit at 85% humidity.

 

Hello, Outsider.

 

Meatloaf?

I am confused?

 

Steam cleaned

 

In a world of perpetual swamp ass, ain't nothing clean.

 

You been checking my pants?!?

 

Ya f that.

 

Pretty sure it's a given. Went to HEB yesterday and almost everyone walking in from the parking lot had to "adjust themselves" upon entering the store. You could almost tell who was using gold bond, and who needed gold bond.

 

Pffft.


Only by current location.

 

I stay away from the Gold Bond due to a horrific experience.


Let me tell ya about my friend Carmex. Yes, the lip balm. Will cure any chaffing overnight.


I worked in a factory a decade or so ago. Used GB daily. Apparently, if you use it frequently enough, the menthol will actually soak in to your skin. Then, it dries it out and your nether regions become like the desert floor only bright red and quite painful. I had 5" x 10" patches of red, raw skin on the inside of my thighs and the choad/gooch/taint was absolutely obliterated. Ball sack was cracked.


For two weeks I waddled around, applying Monkey Butt, Desitin, and all other forms of creams for relief. Nothing worked.

One night as I laid on my bed, spread eagle, naked as the day I was born letting the brisk, cool breeze ease my pain momentarily I gazed upon a can of Carmex. I was at my wit's end at this point in time and thought "What the hell, nothing else works..." and generously slathered it upon my loins and went to bed.

The next morning it was GONE. I mean GONE. Like a brand new man.

 

no idea why I am laughing so hard at this lol

 

Ain't no nuts like new nuts.

 

And new nuts they were!


I feel like after a nice gentle rub down with Carmex, it may even improve fertility. Plus, she'll like the cool refreshing feeling of the residue.

 

Cures ALL things chapped.

 

@beetlevegas made it official and is TTC member #0112!

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Everybody please welcome him in!

 

Spent the first 9 hours of my day patching up the laminate floor of the wife’s elderly friend. Came home to a perfect lunch with homemade chips!

 

Look what @Toyboata was kind enough to deliver while I'm on vacation




SHES FKN ALIVE FOLKS

 

Welcome @beetlevegas

 

Welcome!