Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Is that...corduroy?

 

That is not mint.... and you would spend way more than the car us worth to try to get a title. Just get paper plates like everyone else lol

 

Full disclosure - four ladies and a gentleman from the Travis County Tax Office are out on bail waiting for their court dates for this. They had a list of who they hooked up, so...

 

Ok, now get back to work!

 

I've spent ALL day watching netflix.
also; christy and i are doing beach friday afternoon. heres your invite

 

Beach? Like drinking on the seawall?

I got my hair braided by a new place. The chick there for some reason like to press her hip into my arm..

 

like drinkin in the sand near the seawall

maybe she has bad balance and was using you as a crutch??

 

I want comfortable with her trying to run her cunt on my arm.

Drinking on the beach on seawall. Is that legal?

 

Hey. That excuse only works for me

 

lmfao! well i wouldnt say that to her while shes got your hair

its Galveston, its legal

 

Ok it's on. But.. ! If it's to hot outside. I wont be able to drink.

 

well i hate to tell you this..
but it's july in texas.
it will be hot

 

Well, I can't drink outside when it's hot. I'll turn red and die

 

Meh. It’s a $500 Honda that runs and drives. I had to have it lol. And ight

 

and die?
we drank at the spot like 2 weeks ago

 

Fun police.

 

You driving that thing to CA?? any bites on the tundy?

 

Yea, it was 1000 degrees. Plus there was ac. Somewhere

And yes, I'll turn red like I was having a heat stroke. Then die!

 

I think I'm allergic to alcohol

 

The heck are you drinking?

I quit drinking during the week, this is week #3.

been tough, but feeling really good.