1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You can always response with terrible puns...

 

i've gotten one text saying "hey baby, i had an amazing time with you last night. want to meet tomorrow?" i respond "i got herpes" i got a bombarded of texts then sent him a selfie saying "wrong number babe"

 

Reminds me of a time my friend was texting this girl and she goes i have a bf and the text right after that was the bf sending a self saying “this is me”

 

lol my bad man

 

I'm going to bed. I hate this now I'm going have to catch up on all the pages I miss lol. I'll miss you all

 

Happy birthday!

At least it's not those constant calls from the SF Chinese Consulate with a recording in Chinese... Get those all the time. Thx AT&T

Perfect! Any spam text messages, I'm replying with comic panels.

 

I hate the calls that go something like “you gunna be arrested because of warrant you have”

 

Those are the best. Stay on the line until the dude in Mumbai comes on the line...

 

I deny all calls and just listen to voice mails. The first time it happened though i called back and they was all like is this (I forgot the name) and i was like nah bruh you got the wrong guy and he was getting pissed because i just telling he he got the wrong number then he hung up lol

 

"We will be doing to call the cops on you if you don't pay because warrant for crimes."

 

I get a lot of calls, almost daily, from random numbers with my same prefix. Not once has any of them left a message.

 

Ive been getting "Weve been trying to reach you over your vehicles extended warranty" If they said they were from Toyota I may bite, but they dont identify themselves.

 

Yeah for me it's either the IRS calling to let me know I have a warrant and I will pressed to the fullest extent of the law if I don't call back or,

Chinese Consulate speaking in Mandarin trying to warn they are coming to pay us a visit (?)

Don't get the warranty calls as often as before... Guess the taco is just beyond coverage

 

Those are illegal usually, they can spoof any number they want to. Often if you call back you'll find it was actually someones real number and of course those people didnt call you

 

I learned how to tell people they need to clean their slimey c*** as it is a shame to the family in mandarin

 

Look at these perfect leafs lmao

 

In Hawaiian
Tea is my best are u free today most bicycle change show up brakes..
Who is this
Most
I think you got the wrong number

 

Lmao what

 

Not that perfect, they're going under the axle :/