1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Pretty sure you brought up the donkey first, I'm just a showman I roll with the joke haha

 

I think you just need more to drink

 

It's pretty tough to find a good one these days. I'm old as fuck now and I look around at the wild hair colors, tattoos, children, student loan debt and piercings and just say nope. I'm sure for some people that's the thing, but I want a hot n' wholesome woman named Sara that works in accounting, drives a Camry, listens to Slayer and has a black lab.

 

Lmao Speedytech7 why did you infect us with your donkey fetish

 

This is really the only smart thing to do... also I don't have a real cam show, you'd all have broken monitors if I did haha

 

I dont think we wanna know the answer to that

 

He ugly and donkey

 

Too beautiful

 

It's a curse and a blessing, and if you stumble into the wrong bar it might even mean free drinks

 

Wouldn't that make me monitor explode not crack?

 

Maybe if you still have a CRT, Indiana can't be that far behind can it haha

 

I got a 4k flat panel lol

 

She's a dog mom, so two black labs.

 

Maybe a 1980s camero haha, most people that still listen to slayer also still think mullets are cool

 

I like the life. How fast everything moves, the culture, the food - etc etc.

That’s just me and I’m sure that’s a very unpopular opinion on here.

 

If they're driving those they're likely a Luke Bryan fan.

 

https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w

 

I can go for the city hipster chicks in those skinny jeans and good pizza, but that's about it

 

That’s a very valid excuse

 

First time I ever made out with with a chick was at the movie theater watching Joe Dirt when it first came out, think I was 15. good times.