1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

First movie I got any action at was Johnny English, fucking terrible movie, but I was focused more on running the bases haha.

 

Me neither. I want to own a house in the suburbs with a green lawn and yell kids to get off of it one day.

If and when I start a family, Manhattan is the wrong place for that. I was thinking San Francisco Bay Area - which I know is ridiculous but who cares I like it here and I’m not leaving anytime soon as long as I can afford it.

 

So a bad movie turned out to be a great one who knew

 

lol nice. I think I got to 2nd base...or halfway to 2nd. Girl was way more 'experienced' than I was of course. I was absolutely terrified and shaking the whole time. I remember thinking my mom was somewhere in the audience watching, haha.
Ah, high school memories.

 

You guys are lucky I had to beat my gf's dad in chess and mma. Don't know what chess had to do with dating but oh well

 

I think every gal I've been with has been more experienced than me, I had an innocent youth haha

 

This is just odd, I've always been on great terms with the parents of whoever I was with at the time. Ended up with a business deal once out it. I still keep up with one particular ex's parent because she was just such a tough lady with a lot I could learn from.

 

I think it was seeing if I wasn't a idiot and a wimp

 

Ok I will where's my rum

 

I ran into my ex’s mom at my old school last year and she was so damn excited to see me for some reason. She invited me to lunch and I for one am not someone for who turns down free food, so my fatass went with them.

Her mom, upon arriving at the restaurant, said to the maitredee “I want them to have their OWN table” which was fucking bizzare.

On my way out, I mentioned I had to run errands (I needed to stop by pick-n-pull to get a sunroof for our E320) and her mom was like “TAKE HER WITH YOU.”

And that’s the story of how I sat in a wrecked, dusty, and grimy Mercedes-Benz E320 at a Pick-n-Pull with my ex girlfriend staring at me struggling to remove the sunroof glass. No goddamn clue why she agreed to come with me.

 

Fuck i wish i just got home from work. Now i gotta get my dog and drive to pick up my girl

 

I've been in a couple strange positions like that. Always so awkward, one dude freaked me out a bit because his daughter whom I was with was super shy but very sweet and this guy was just the most outgoing person ever. I got his life story, what he thought of me (all 5 mins worth), all of the weird shit his daughter liked, and an invitation to dinner about two minutes after I met him for the fist time all while my gf at the time hadn't gotten in a word edgewise haha

 

Holy shit haha. That’s intense.

 

Oh I am not having babies with that fucking family. Her mom either hates my guts, or loves me to pieces. She’s bi-polar. Before that story I just told she was in a period of “hating my guts” after she found out I dated her daughter in secret for two years. LOL

Fun times. Fun times...

 

I don’t usually talk to girls long enough to meet their family’s....

 

Ive only dated 2 other girls before my gf now that I actually was with long enough to meet the family. 1st one im actually still cool with but her family kinda weird, other one is now some crazy phyco bitch that i hope I never meet agian but her family was cool though lol

 

You been with this girl for 2-3 years now, are you hiding in a box from them lol

 

I dated her daughter for two years in secret because her mom didn’t want her dating anyone. When she found out, she called me up at 3 AM and yelled at me over the phone. She is batshit fucking crazy.

Another story: I was out at Starbucks with some friends and she cornered my best friend with her car and chewed him out for “making my daughter upset” for some reason.

 

No i changed my habits when i met my gf i have now lol

 

Never put the D in crazy it'll kill you lol