TTC ☆ OFFICIAL

Super long day (one of many) working on my pops’ rental property because of shitbag subhumans and I went straight o whiskey/beers when I got home at 8. Sitting in the breeze way smoking and drinking for an hour.

The wife came home from the dog park and promptly stated that I smelled like an old dive bar.

I will be bottling this musk and selling it for $5 + shipping for anyone looking to relive irresponsibility.

 

I do a pretty good job of that every weekend

 

Buddy’s buddy owned a chicken joint in the ghetto. Made mad money. Closed it, move to Cali, started a “farm”. Got too busy, hired my bartender buddy to manage logistics at $200k/year.

I’ve never touched the stuff, but I think I could justify peddling it

 

Good money and probably going to be legal in the next 10 years.

 

But it’s Monday and this normal.

You tryna buy shit or nah? Get out of my post if you ain’t

 

Lmk if you need help

 

Isn’t medicinal legal now or something?

 

Federally legal would be amazing! Look at it from an economic perspective, farming opportunities, sales opportunities, and you know the government is going to get their cut. The National debt will slow down for a minute if not stop for 10 seconds.

 

No, you can get CBD oil (no THC) across the country legally. In Texas, you can get prescribed CBD oil with extremely low amounts of THC, not enough for a euphoric effect just enough to make the CBD work better, for extreme cases of things like epilepsy and tourettes.

 

Canada is projected to make $4.3 billion in sales during the first year in cannabis products, and they have roughly 1/10th the population that the United States does

 

Word.

I just let the FBI know to keep tabs on you, young sapling

 

Who said i'm not in the FBI currently keeping tabs on y'all?

 

But you’ll need processing, shipping, marketing, etc.


....

Logistics


I’m for hire at $200k

 

The way things are currently going, no way in hell is that happening too closely regulated. Also different strains have different growing conditions. Its a whole thing, lmao. No shame of how I sound right now

Damn if it got so big to ship that'd be nuts

Saw a bunch of billboards for dispensaries outside Vegas, was mind blown

 

You
1. Can’t get a Tacoma running
2. Haven’t fired a hand gun
3. You’re just showing up to this party


You’re either really bad at lying or overcompensating in regards to being and FBI agent. So........

 

Just now showing up? Psh I was here, then left, but now i'm back baby

The other two are totally true though

I guess never having shot a handgun is better than discharging one accidentally while drunk on a dance floor

 

If it’s federally legal, it should be regulated like tobacco or alcohol. Just don’t toke and drive.

 

It will match your m-1