AZ BS Thread 4²0

lol, ill pass on driving that far

 

That was last night, had a few extra kids over. I was doing the burgers and she was suppose to do beans and fries. I go to start the meat and discover she got the can o-beans out, but didn’t do anything with it. So easily distracted.

 

basically haha

 

You all have very normal, adult, conversations with your significant others. I don’t think the female and I have ever had a conversation as normal as that.

Me: I’m going to cook steaks.
Female: I thought you were vegan
Me: Right, but the internet is doing it and I’m really trying to fit in.
Female: *sigh* why are there LEGOs in the dishwasher???
Me: I wanted to clean them?
Female: I wonder what my ex is doing...
Me: Probably washing his LEGOs by hand.

 

She may not want to play with your erector set later on.

 

Pffffttt* she is awful at building toys.

 

Speaking of BBQ...

 

Sounds like you guys enjoy early bird specials and bed by 7pm.

 

OMFG seriously i swear same shit that happens in this household! especially the alcohol status. i swear everyone but us has a supply

 

No doubt!

"Need any help" Nope i got this last time we ate cold steaks

 

gives @RPS1030 time for a second date every night

 

So I have like an arb air compressor under my hood, but I can’t use it because I don’t have a hose for it to reach the tires. Anyone know what kind to look for or where I can get one ?

 

Are you saying “like” as in how a valley girl talks, or are you saying it’s an on board air compressor similar to the arb brand.

 

Because it’s not an arb and I don’t know what it is. Saw it coming tho

 

if Dutch Bros had that I'd order it.

 

Finally caught up. Shit y'all are a bunch of chatty bitches today.

Wife made Dragon Noodles for dinner
I made John Dalys
watching wheel and Jeopardy
made another John Daly
On the job hunt
I think I need another John Daly