GraveYard Shift BS

That's every day at work for me.

 

I have a xBox 360 with the circle of death right now I wish I could play those shooter games. I get real bad motion sickness from even watching them

 

I play 3rd person shooters. I hate 1st person shooters.

 

I use to like NCAA football and the Forza

 

I played Forza maybe 8 times. It's still sitting up there.

 

Oh and my wife gets in the truck tonight and goes. Sooooooo. I looked over and said go ahead. Here it comes.

She says: Sooo is this your new hobby?

Then she says so what got you interested in radio?

I said well there was this time about 25 years ago I wanted to do this same thing but, radios started at about $250 and I couldn't afford it then. Now they're $25 and I can buy 12 of them for what you spend on one thing.

There wasn't a sound in the truck after that......

 

I would have blamed Bart and Mike

 

I threw that in there too. Those local TW guys are getting them so I figured we could all talk.


I mean no one wants to be left out. Amirite?

 

That's what happened to me. I couldn't be the only one without a radio

 

My gf on would have kicked me out of the truck and clutchstartcancle cranked the truck home.

 

You're a good man. We'd hate to have to leave you out of a conversation.

 

Hell, my buddy that has the DRZ ordered one from Amazon after I mentioned it and has already had it out listening early today
He likes it so far.

 

I miss that button.

She'll piss me off sometimes and I'll just reach over when we're coming to a traffic light and I'll undo her seatbelt.

Always makes her laugh and call me a fucker.

 

Should I start the group text up and wake Bart and Mike up?

 

When she pisses me off I just roll down the window on the 4x4 trail because we pinstripe 100% of the time and she'll catch a branch in the face.

Then I remind her she needs to behave because I'm the only one who will love her with an eye patch.

 

If they're anything like me, they won't hear it. I woke up 40 texts behind today

Ole Irish sunglasses

 

Rule of thumb up this way

I joke. Mainly because we are talking about sticks, yet she's proficient with a Glock 19, so I tread lightly.

 

Alright guys. I'm out for the night. Getting up early in the morning to make little man some biscuits, egg, sausage etc before school.

 

I figured as much. I'm not very PC, I like offensive jokes

Later Murph