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LMAO..... "You've got F'N mail"

 

i dunno... sounds like a bunch of bells and whistles i dont really need

i'm not mentally handicapped, i'm southern! of course i use AOL, i keep getting all these discs with free minutes, why wouldn't i use them. i have like, 5000 free minutes!

 

One of those "bells and whistles" probably has something to do with you text not showing up properly....

 

well i have a simple solution. i'll replace that button with a button marked "oilslick" and have that rigged to a small explosive on my oil pan. i hit that button and bam! instant oil slick. it's gonna be awesome next time i get into a high speed chase. i'll be cruising at 80 mph and next thing you know all the oil in my truck will be all over the road. good luck catching me then coppers!!!

i hope the explosion doesn't ignite the oil and turn my truck into an 80mph fireball..... either way it will be pretty cool and should help me evade police

 

You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

 

You might be a redneck if your neck is red.

 

Or you might have been on the water without sunscreen.

 

Roland, maybe you're a redneck and just dont know it.

 

My parents are 3rd cousins. Does that qualify me?

 

yeah that counts

 

you are starting to catch up rather nicely!!

 

you post whore....

how many of them actually useful??

 

You can actually get a "Blueberry Facial Scrub"....for your DOG! That is just seven kinds of wrong right there.

 

I wish my dog smelled like blueberries! Would beat the current "wet dog" scent she likes to wear.

 

never get mouthwash shot up you're nose..... the sensation is...... horrendous to say the least

 

I'm bailing out of work and going sailing this afternoon. Life is too short.